Who would you like to see in a fight.

[willsham45]

Who would you like to see in a fight. Anyone vs Anyone.

I was thinking Jacky Chan vs Jaws (from the James Bond films not the shark)

 

[Swny Nerdgasm]

hmmm Gina Carano and Erin Toughill in a nude jelly mixed martial arts fight

 

[Pielikey]

Michael Vic and Clifford the big red dog

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Bruce Lee vs everyone in the UFC. (one at a time obviously) If only to see just how good a fighter he really was.

 

[DonMartin]

Bruce Lee vs everyone in the UFC. (one at a time obviously) If only to see just how good a fighter he really was.

To quote someone else on the internet, "I doubt Bruce Lee would waste his time with that."
Martial arts were not a mere sport or a means to beat people up to Lee. It was his philosophy, and a large part of his life. And the true martial artist uses his abilities to spread love and respect among people, as a great master once said. Thats why theyre called martial ARTS.

And i dont really want to see any particular fight, its more fun if you dont know whats coming. As for real life, no one. Fighting leads to nothing. Make no mistake, im a huge fan of Lee, Chan, Hung, Bien (especially those last three) and Li and all the other great martial arts moviestars.

Martial arts, training to fight, should be for building up our bodies and our minds, to make them work in harmony with eachother.


...to make this a little less serious and, well, boring? ...i decided to add a funny word.
Poopcat!

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Alumit]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from FMJ vs Clint Eastwood.

 

[Vilcus]

Bill (L4D) v.s. Epic Beard man (Man with epic beard).

That would be... need I say it? EPIC!!!

 

[Kraj]

Previous buff world-hating pain-eating self-destructive life guard me: vs current me.

I think I'd have my ass handed to me.

 

[masher]

"The Most Interesting Man in the World" vs younger Chuck Norris.

I'd be rooting for "The Most Interesting Man in the World".

 

[Kiokia]

God vs. Satan... duh, ultimate showdown between good and evil!


Or James Hetfield vs. Zakk Wylde.


Or as the chap above me said, for the sake of comedy, Alucard vs. Edward.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Mimssy]

Fight to the death:
Rush Limbaugh VS Glen Beck

Pillow Fight:
Heidi Klum VS Zooey Deschanel

 

[DonMartin]

Rock, paper and scissors.
Just to see what is the ultimate choice.

[sub]It's obviously rock, and anyone who says otherwise is a stupidhead[/sub]

I dunnoo... I mean Rock is pretty inanimate. So is Scissors. But Paper flys around in the wind. So it could give old rock a good slapping before being blown away completely. Rock and Scissors would just sit agasp at Papers audacity.

That and no one actually specifies the amount of paper. It could be like an entire tree's worth of paper. And it just sits there laughing menacingly.

True story.

To look even deeper into it, what is their motivation? As we all know, will is a key factor to every aspect of the human/wooden/stone/paper being, and could quickly turn the tide in battle.
For a practical example, rocks need something to put them in motion, they cannot move by themselves, as already pointed out by dathwampeer and your kindergarten teacher, so rock would need something to get it going. What is that? Is this a battle to the death? Or has Paper and Scissors kidnapped rocks family and are holding them hostage?

These are all factors that are needed to be taken into consideration.

 

[DonMartin]

...i decided to add a funny word.
Poopcat!

to tell the truth, i was actually enjoying reading your post. that is until you added that bullshit at the end.

I apologized, i clearly underestimated anyone who would be reading this.

 

[KiKiweaky]

Marv from sin city vs 40 hit men. That would be asweome tv.