Who would you rather have hosting "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon" other than Jimmy Fallon? aside: This assumes you find Jimmy Fallon not funny, just like every other functioning life form on the planet. If you do find Jimmy Fallon funny, then please consider yourself a non-sentient being and stop trying to have coherent thoughts). Also, make at least two of your replies semi-serious, as exampled below.
In no particular order:
1) Conan O'Brian
2) Zombie Adolf Hitler
3) Ben Stiller
4) Any of the faggots from Twilight.
5) Myself, but only provided that every 30 seconds there was a gratuitous close-up of my engorged, veiny, and fully erect penis (because this in and of itself would be 1000x more funny than Jimmy Fallon).
In no particular order:
1) Conan O'Brian
2) Zombie Adolf Hitler
3) Ben Stiller
4) Any of the faggots from Twilight.
5) Myself, but only provided that every 30 seconds there was a gratuitous close-up of my engorged, veiny, and fully erect penis (because this in and of itself would be 1000x more funny than Jimmy Fallon).