Whoops!

[shadowstriker86]

So im watching dirty jobs and they're hooking up bungee cords and one of the people drops a piece of equipment as they're setting up and they say whoops. First thing that pops in my head is: whoops is not a word you wanna hear 400 ft in the air while attached to bungee cords. any other inappropriate words in situations that you've experienced or know of?

 

[rockingnic]

"Should I still use it?" in fast food restaurants...

 

[Vivaldi]

"You said the red button, right?" -Nuclear missile firing HQ

 

[leprecron]

Doctor saying i hope this works before going unconscious for surgery
Asking someone if something is safe and they respond with you tell me after

 

[Kasawd]

"Creationism" in a Science class (I would add *snark snark snark here, but ever since Yahtzee started using it you cannot say that here without being called a fanboy)

"Should I still use it?" in fast food restaurants...

I heard that once when I worked at McDonalds, I was training the guy, I smacked him.

My Science teacher in high school had to teach creationism alongside evolution(Christin high school), so he quizzed us on the creation theories of the pastafarians, as well.

Great quiz, that. I got extra credit for using Ra'men.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

Bomb squad!. Under no circumstance do you want any of them uttering the word "whoops"

 

[Kasawd]

"Creationism" in a Science class (I would add *snark snark snark here, but ever since Yahtzee started using it you cannot say that here without being called a fanboy)

"Should I still use it?" in fast food restaurants...

I heard that once when I worked at McDonalds, I was training the guy, I smacked him.

My Science teacher in high school had to teach creationism alongside evolution(Christin high school), so he quizzed us on the creation theories of the pastafarians, as well.

Great quiz, that. I got extra credit for using Ra'men.

I pity you Americans, and your hypocritical constitution. EDIT: Rather, I pity the fact that secularism, which was basically a founding principal, has been forgotten in your education system down there. We have no such garbage in our Canadian science classes.

I'm a Canadian, man.

Chatham, Ontario. The christian high school had the best academics, so I chose it. Religion is a fun class when you're friends with an agressive athiest.

 

[Baby Eater]

so im NOT supposed to toss the nukes down from the roof to the storage truck?

 

[Kasawd]

"Creationism" in a Science class (I would add *snark snark snark here, but ever since Yahtzee started using it you cannot say that here without being called a fanboy)

"Should I still use it?" in fast food restaurants...

I heard that once when I worked at McDonalds, I was training the guy, I smacked him.

My Science teacher in high school had to teach creationism alongside evolution(Christin high school), so he quizzed us on the creation theories of the pastafarians, as well.

Great quiz, that. I got extra credit for using Ra'men.

I pity you Americans, and your hypocritical constitution. EDIT: Rather, I pity the fact that secularism, which was basically a founding principal, has been forgotten in your education system down there. We have no such garbage in our Canadian science classes.

I'm a Canadian, man.

Chatham, Ontario. The christian high school had the best academics, so I chose it. Religion is a fun class when you're friends with an agressive athiest.

The first sentence made me panic, but then I read on and understood. From my understanding though, Catholic schools (at least in Edmonton) separate religious content into a religion course, they don't place it in other classes.

They do what they can to do so but some things, evidently, slip through. It was enjoyable, really. A nice break from serious studies.

 

[gbemery]

It's probably not the best idea to call you parents after a car accident and start the conversation as such:

Mom: "Hello"

You: "I just got hit by a semi!"

 

[Shadow Law]

"I've never seen that before?"-Doctor
or
"Should I have put more then five bucks worth in?"-Airplane pilot

 

[New York Patrick]

"Creationism" in a Science class (I would add *snark snark snark here, but ever since Yahtzee started using it you cannot say that here without being called a fanboy)

"Should I still use it?" in fast food restaurants...

I heard that once when I worked at McDonalds, I was training the guy, I smacked him.

My Science teacher in high school had to teach creationism alongside evolution(Christin high school), so he quizzed us on the creation theories of the pastafarians, as well.

Great quiz, that. I got extra credit for using Ra'men.

I pity you Americans, and your hypocritical constitution. EDIT: Rather, I pity the fact that secularism, which was basically a founding principal, has been forgotten in your education system down there. We have no such garbage in our Canadian science classes.

I'm a Canadian, man.

Chatham, Ontario. The christian high school had the best academics, so I chose it. Religion is a fun class when you're friends with an agressive athiest.

The first sentence made me panic, but then I read on and understood. From my understanding though, Catholic schools (at least in Edmonton) separate religious content into a religion course, they don't place it in other classes.

They do what they can to do so but some things, evidently, slip through. It was enjoyable, really. A nice break from serious studies.

Over here in Kanata (Now technically Ottawa,) I'm just waiting to see what happens if we throw Cthuluism into the mix.

 

[TaborMallory]

"Death in the air
Strapped to the electric chair
...I forgot the fuckin' words.
Is this a crazy dream
Or is this just a dream...?
Flash before my eyes
Now it's time to die... there they are!"

-James Hetfield, Ride The Lightning [Live], Some Kind Of Monster [EP]

Also, somewhat related to this thread, Cradle of Filth totally has the most inappropriate use of double bass at the end of The Death Of Love.

 

[Jedamethis]

Nah, we probably didn't need that...-Doctor/Pilot/Surgeon/Builder

 

[shadowstriker86]

A pilot singing the "boat song" from willy wonka and the chocolate factory over the speaker system

 

[Iskenator67]

Uh-Oh. I say that one around the house and most of the time they don't want to know what happened.

 

[DANGERECTION]

When you're making with the love and your partner says "Uh-Oh"

 

[Soulgaunt]

A pilot singing the "boat song" from willy wonka and the chocolate factory over the speaker system

I can't stop laughing after reading this.

Uh-Oh. I say that one around the house and most of the time they don't want to know what happened.

......I hate your avatar, and think that you might be some kind of evil mastermind.

OT: "I shouldn't have drank that bottle of vodka this morning, should I?"-Your doctor.