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DuctTapeJedi

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So... I have five more pages to write for a project that was due thirteen hours ago, and all I can do is keep chatting on the forums here. (I've got 'The Add,' as my sister calls it)
Why are you distracting me, Escapist!?*

* Clearly, I have no problem with taking responsibility for my own actions...

Discussion: What's your best procrastination story?
What's your best "did it at the last second" story?
What sorts of things do you do when putting off homework?
 

Serenegoose

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I recommend that you allege the escapist hit you because you don't love it anymore - then try to seduce the escapists best friend, and ultimately reveal this to the escapist, tearing it apart. It'll then kill itself and you can get on with your schoolwork. Can't fail.
 

KefkaCultist

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my life is the best procrastination story.
I have a poster, a power point, mock interview question answers, an essay, and I need to look up headlines out of news papers from about the last month or so.

this is all due within the next 2 weeks yet like you I'm stuck on here and facebook
 

DuplicateValue

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Well I spent most of today curled up in a blanket on the sofa watching Scrubs, when I probably should have been studying...
 

GenericAmerican

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I have a report I need to do right now, it was due 2 days ago. I also have a five page paper to write that's due Monday. Instead I am here; and today I finished a 42 page paper for something other than school.

Now I will go play L4D instead of school work.

And I am also a week behind in Art class, and 2 weeks behind in Geometry.
 

Wolfenbarg

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DuctTapeJedi said:
So... I have five more pages to write for a project that was due thirteen hours ago, and all I can do is keep chatting on the forums here. (I've got 'The Add,' as my sister calls it)
Why are you distracting me, Escapist!?*

* Clearly, I have no problem with taking responsibility for my own actions...

Discussion: What's your best procrastination story?
What's your best "did it at the last second" story?
What sorts of things do you do when putting off homework?
Ah procrastination. Before the internet, it was video games, and before that... well I didn't really have major projects to finish before then, but I'm sure I would have found something.

My most successful procrastination story was probably the first speech I had to do this semester for my public speaking class. I consider myself a pretty good public speaker, but the first speech had to be informative... so I had to have information from something. I honestly had no topic because I couldn't think of something that would engage the audience. Instead of working like I should have been, I played ridiculous amounts of Starcraft 2 and watched the forming pro games. Well last minute shows up and I have no topic and no information... so I walk in to class and talk about pro Starcraft. They completely ate that shit up, and I got a perfect score.

As for the things that I do... well it just depends. Most of the time I will play games, listen to music, or just browse teh intarwebz, but other times I pull up the project and do nothing but stare at a blank screen. In those cases I would be happier procrastinating with something fun, but instead I do that. Now this isn't to say I have no work ethic... these days my projects rarely get finished at the last second because I have become good at scheduling my time, but efficiency in that scheduling is still a problem...
 

SL33TBL1ND

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I remember writing a speech for English the night it was due in. I emailed just in time and got the best mark in the class regardless.
 

HT_Black

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PROCRASTINATION IS FOR THE WEAK AND FOOLISH! I eschew it like you eschew doing things! Do or die, I say!

..So yeah, I'm not big into that.
 

jamradar

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Well I have a Spanish test tomorrow that I should be studying for yet here I am on The Escapist.
 

Cheery Lunatic

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jamradar said:
Well I have a Spanish test tomorrow that I should be studying for yet here I am on The Escapist.
Replace "Spanish" with "US History" and we have ourselves a winner.

;___;
 

Rouse

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I've got skinning exam tomorrow and I've done just one exercise and know pretty much the basics only. All I do is keep starring at the site or get distracted by other stuff. :p
 

ShadowKatt

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DuplicateValue said:
Well I spent most of today curled up in a blanket on the sofa watching Scrubs, when I probably should have been studying...
Was it studying for medical classes? Because that could totally work >.>
 

Roxas1359

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DuctTapeJedi said:
So... I have five more pages to write for a project that was due thirteen hours ago, and all I can do is keep chatting on the forums here. (I've got 'The Add,' as my sister calls it)
Why are you distracting me, Escapist!?*

* Clearly, I have no problem with taking responsibility for my own actions...

Discussion: What's your best procrastination story?
What's your best "did it at the last second" story?
What sorts of things do you do when putting off homework?
I can relate to you for I have a project due tomorrow and the Escapist distracts me so, it's my fault though. Before this school year I never really procrastinated but would do it right there and finish it all at once. Anyway my best procrastination story is when I had an assignment for AP U.S History due the next day, Monday, and I hadn't started until the day before, Sunday. I had to outline 5 chapters in a few hours, each chapter was over 40 pages long and has small text. So I sat down and opened my book to start. About 7 hours later I had finished over 3 chapters of notes and the other 2 were my version of half-assed. Well I go to turn it in the next day and the teacher says that it is not due until Friday. Turns out I got that due date with the day of an AP English Language test that I had that day the previous period.
 
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This one time I had an English paper to write, I ended up doing it in study hall right before class on the day it was due. I had a month to work on it.

And I got a B on it. Which actually pisses me off. If I worked I could have gotten an A. Just makes me sad that I can do so much, but I barely do anything :(
 

DuplicateValue

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ShadowKatt said:
DuplicateValue said:
Well I spent most of today curled up in a blanket on the sofa watching Scrubs, when I probably should have been studying...
Was it studying for medical classes? Because that could totally work >.>
I wouldn't like to think my doctor learned everything he knows about medicine from Scrubs...

Though he'd be entertaining at least.
 

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Serenegoose said:
I recommend that you allege the escapist hit you because you don't love it anymore - then try to seduce the escapists best friend, and ultimately reveal this to the escapist, tearing it apart. It'll then kill itself and you can get on with your schoolwork. Can't fail.
Oh Hai Mark!
 

subject_87

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Well, I regularly spend a half-hour or so mucking about here before actually starting my homework...
 

DuctTapeJedi

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Serenegoose said:
I recommend that you allege the escapist hit you because you don't love it anymore - then try to seduce the escapists best friend, and ultimately reveal this to the escapist, tearing it apart. It'll then kill itself and you can get on with your schoolwork. Can't fail.
Genius... Pure genius...
 

higgs20

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I regularly pull entire lab reports out of my arse half a day before the deadline, it just doesn't feel right to be too prepared.
 

Souplex

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Serenegoose said:
I recommend that you allege the escapist hit you because you don't love it anymore - then try to seduce the escapists best friend, and ultimately reveal this to the escapist, tearing it apart. It'll then kill itself and you can get on with your schoolwork. Can't fail.
I'm not comfortable being seduced by internet peoples. I would also never betray the 'Pist like that.