Why Can't Women Aim

[lokialex]

I decided to make this thread after seeing the "Why Can't Men Aim" topic.
This is something I have wondered about for a while now.
I live with two girls and the toilet always has splatters around the edges and on the toilet seat, I know it isn't me because well, my aim is good and I clean up after peeing if I should make a mess.

So I am wondering how girls actually manage to make such a mess.

Any insight would be great, I would ask them about it but they are both such prudes that they would just say that I was being inappropriate and walk away.

 

[Eri]

I see what you did thar...I see it.

 

[Wondermint13]

Wait until you find the Tampons that didnt flush...

Sorry, this thread was looking kinda empty and that was all I could think of!

 

[Realitycrash]

It's because the plan these things ahead, so that the next guy that walks out of there will get the blame. It's some sort of underground guerilla-warfare aimed towards the patriarchy.

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

Wait until you find the Tampons that didnt flush...

Sorry, this thread was looking kinda empty and that was all I could think of!

This. It makes me want to kill my sister. Especially when there is a lot of blood...ugh.

 

[similar.squirrel]

I never realized such a huge proportion of the populace couldn't urinate properly. I've lived with two girls and a guy, and there was never anything on the toilet seat.

 

[Mad1Cow]

Well children...when a mommy loves a daddy, daddy will come along a beat the living snot out of mommy. Those splashes are the remains of the snot as it slowly dies on the toilet seat, sighing it's last breath and wondering how misses snot and baby snot are doing back in the mother's abused corpse...ok maybe I went too far with that one...

On the subject, why must women take forever taking a pee? I mean I know you sit down and all and that adds time but seriously you take forever and I just can't fathom why...unless all lady holes come with a fresh edition of the Daily Mail every time they go for the tinkle...

 

[tzimize]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Well played op. Well played.

 

[Merkavar]

maybe they squat cause they dont want to sit on the seat. maybe they need to practice their surfing.

 

[Dumbfish1]

How? Don't women usually sit? At least the one's I've lived with do.

 

[darth.pixie]

On the subject, why must women take forever taking a pee? I mean I know you sit down and all and that adds time but seriously you take forever and I just can't fathom why...unless all lady holes come with a fresh edition of the Daily Mail every time they go for the tinkle...

Most women I know take forever in the bathroom because they look in the mirror, adjust make-up, fix their hair...

As for the answer...I don't know. Never met such an occurrence...wouldn't want to meet it.

 

[Dwarfman]

I decided to make this thread after seeing the "Why Can't Men Aim" topic.
This is something I have wondered about for a while now.
I live with two girls and the toilet always has splatters around the edges and on the toilet seat, I know it isn't me because well, my aim is good and I clean up after peeing if I should make a mess.

So I am wondering how girls actually manage to make such a mess.

Any insight would be great, I would ask them about it but they are both such prudes that they would just say that I was being inappropriate and walk away.

An interesting point. Something which I've learned from my history of bar hopping and hospitality and that is female toilets are by far more disgusting at the end of a night than any male one. And yet time and time again it's the ladies who give us crap for not being able to pee straight in the morning.

 

[Mad1Cow]

On the subject, why must women take forever taking a pee? I mean I know you sit down and all and that adds time but seriously you take forever and I just can't fathom why...unless all lady holes come with a fresh edition of the Daily Mail every time they go for the tinkle...

Most women I know take forever in the bathroom because they look in the mirror, adjust make-up, fix their hair...

I beg to differ. I lived with 3 girls once and we had a bathroom which was literally a toilet. Girls went in with no handbag either. There was no mirror, no nothing, and I doubt they had anything hidden in their dress. EVERYTIME they went for a pee they took like 15 mins! It's just something I can't comprehend, how did they do it without getting a dead arse?

Though yes on the majority this is probably why they take forever in the public toilets...also explains the queues...

 

[KarmaTheAlligator]

I never realized such a huge proportion of the populace couldn't urinate properly. I've lived with two girls and a guy, and there was never anything on the toilet seat.

I'm going to agree with that, I've never seen anything out place from either gender, so my house mates are either good at urinating, or trained to actually clean if they do miss.

 

[Boris Goodenough]

Wait until you find the Tampons that didnt flush...

Sorry, this thread was looking kinda empty and that was all I could think of!

This. It makes me want to kill my sister. Especially when there is a lot of blood...ugh.

You think that's bad? Wait till you get to families where the girls lay their used pads around the WC.

 

[Ironrose]

Wait until you find the Tampons that didnt flush...

Sorry, this thread was looking kinda empty and that was all I could think of!

This. It makes me want to kill my sister. Especially when there is a lot of blood...ugh.

You know disgusting people, tampons shouldn't be flushed. ever.

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

Wait until you find the Tampons that didnt flush...

Sorry, this thread was looking kinda empty and that was all I could think of!

This. It makes me want to kill my sister. Especially when there is a lot of blood...ugh.

You know disgusting people, tampons shouldn't be flushed. ever.

That doesn't mean I shouldn't get mad at the "surprise" she leaves me on occasion.

 

[Ambi]

I was thinking, what do you mean women can't aim? ffs I remember one time I threw a scrunched up piece of paper from across the classroom from near the back and it landed right in the bin. People were like "zomg wow do that again" and admittedly the next few times I tried I failed... I'm not generally bad at aiming though.

Anyway, with what you were actually talking about, the best explanation I can think of is that some of them try not to touch the seat for "hygeine reasons" and squat instead. Girls can be stupidly paranoid about these things, even taking twice as long to completely line the seat with toilet paper before sitting down. Or maybe they have bladder problems, or maybe the force of it splatters everywhere, lol. It's weird how they could be so inattentive not to notice or indecent as not to clean it. Do they get drunk often? Do they have male friends over?

Once my sister's internet friend came to stay and seemingly stumbled out of bed to go to the bathroom. He must have been sick or half asleep because I got the impression his aim was off for at least 50 percent of the time. I cleaned it and pretended nothing happened, he left shortly after, poor guy probably realised later. Never seen anything like that happen with female friends, guys are generally messier in that regard.

 

[Ironrose]

Wait until you find the Tampons that didnt flush...

Sorry, this thread was looking kinda empty and that was all I could think of!

This. It makes me want to kill my sister. Especially when there is a lot of blood...ugh.

You know disgusting people, tampons shouldn't be flushed. ever.

That doesn't mean I shouldn't get mad at the "surprise" she leaves me on occasion.

Oh believe me, you'll be mad the day your toilet gets blocked and the plumber pulls out dozens of tampons...

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

Wait until you find the Tampons that didnt flush...

Sorry, this thread was looking kinda empty and that was all I could think of!

This. It makes me want to kill my sister. Especially when there is a lot of blood...ugh.

You know disgusting people, tampons shouldn't be flushed. ever.

That doesn't mean I shouldn't get mad at the "surprise" she leaves me on occasion.

Oh believe me, you'll be mad the day your toilet gets blocked and the plumber pulls out dozens of tampons...

Oh, you women. So much maintenance. Honestly, if it wasn't for your sandwich making ability I wouldn't see a reason to keep you around. [sub]This is a joke. No offense intended.[/sub]