Why don't we have family-friendly FPSs?

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Erana

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Yeah, I know. Its the whole, "Gun" thing.
But kids play them anyway.

And while I know kids don't start going around killing just because they saw it in a game, I still am not exactly interested in my hypothetical future child reenacting WWII at the ripe age of, say, nine. The genre is absolutely huge in the total offerings of "Core" games in the Western market.

As gamers (And probably pixar lovers, too), we are well familiarized with the fact that things child-friendly do not have to be devoid of quality or depth. I don't see some sort of well-made, stylish FPS out there that has a timeless, family friendly quality doing badly. And all in all, I'm not saying that it would be better to have something that could be marketed towards children for the sake of being child friendly, I'd just like to see someone do it well, because from happy games like Mario to the visually stunning Rez, there are tons of precedence of incredible games without violent overtones. And we've seen in multiple instances that when you go outside the standard subject matter of a genre,(And make a good game) new doors are opened for everyone. (Yes, even Lara and her cones did this for the previously mostly cartoony platformer genre)
I suppose it just weirds me out a bit that even when it comes to Nintendo, we wind up with shooting to kill things in a harsh, serious game universe when they are working in this genre.

Personally, I find this lack of such titles is most likely due to two points: The first being that its a risk, and risks may or may not sell as well as standard fare.
And then there's the risk of making a game that the media will make a field day over, because of its resemblance to its serious, mature brethren.

What are your thoughts? Do you feel its fesiable? Do you know of any quality, family-friendly FPS titles that have simply passed under my radar?

Edit: By "Quality" I mean a genuinely good game that is a great FPS and just happens to be child-friendly, not just asking for an image of the box art of some mediocre, long-forgotten entry into the FPS genre.
 

the spud

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http://wiiware.nintendolife.com/games/wiiware/water_warfare

Bam, like a boss. I am afraid I can't speak to its quality, as I haven't played it, but nintendo power thought it was above average.
 

Wrath 228

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There's some paintball games out there, but they're not that great. Plus, I just dont see the point in playing a simulation of a simulation...
 

Kahunaburger

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Metroid Prime, if you consider those FPS games. And I think there's some setting in TF2 that replaces blood and guts with confetti and balloons.
 

madwarper

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Well, there's Super 3D Noah's Ark [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Noah%27s_Ark_3D]...
 

Mylinkay Asdara

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Mario paint-ball might work... or something like that - but the whole "shooter" part is the tricky bit. The only way to 'family' that up is to make the shot something harmless or themed or some such.

Nerf-pro boot camp? No idea.
 

Veylon

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How about this?

It's a Bible-based FPS built on the Wolfenstein engine. I don't know about quality, but it's certain to fly under anyone's radar!
 

jedizero

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Look into the old game/mod for Doom, Chex Quest.

Advertising aside, its a family friendly FPS.
 

Baconmaninspace

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Chex Quest was pretty cool. It's a shame it was only promotional, or else it probably would have been more popular than it already is (which is actually saying a lot)
 

Jordi

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Judging from the trailer it looks like the new Harry Potter game is going to be kind of a shooter. I didn't necessarily think that that was the best choice for this game, but for an FPS for kids I think it is pretty ideal.

I think that while water gun wars and paintball games can work, there is a big risk in making it too childish. I know my little brother when he was like 8 didn't want to play games or view shows that were obviously for kids, because he was 8 now, goddamnit! That's almost grown up!
I think that if you make a game that is obviously an FPS for small children, a lot of those children won't think it is cool. Pretty much everybody likes Harry Potter, so that could work (although it's probably for ages 12 and older).
 

DeltaWolfson

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You want world peace and Vodka to rain from the sky while you at it? That seems a little more possible.
 

MrStab

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I think the closest you are going to get are games like "Jak and Daxter" and "Ratchet and Clank" and while they are not an FPS they do involve heavy shooter or "combat" elements, aside from that what part of "First Person Shooter" seems child friendly?
 

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Kahunaburger said:
Metroid Prime, if you consider those FPS games. And I think there's some setting in TF2 that replaces blood and guts with confetti and balloons.
Party setting. It makes everything explode into presents and balloons and confetti.

I'm still of the opinion that 'family-friendly FPS' is an oxymoronic phrase, though.
 

dyre

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shooting things is in general not a child-friendly thing, and I'm not sure I care for the idea of specifically making games "child-friendly."

Kids can always have fun playing TF2. Hell, I started shooting Nazis in fourth grade, IIRC.

Of course, if someone can make a shooter childish but still GOOD, then sure, I'll play it. But child-friendly carries an bad connotation involving condescendingly stupid stuff that neither children nor their older counterparts enjoy.
 

Erana

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dyre said:
But child-friendly carries an bad connotation involving condescendingly stupid stuff that neither children nor their older counterparts enjoy.
This is what I'm worried about with the idea.

Still, I didn't think the same thing would work for FPS's cousin, the rail shooter, until REZ. Its not that its made for children, but its a cool experience that happens to be acceptable for children and makes the notion of "Shooting bullets to actively hurt another person or entity" irrelevant.
 

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the spud said:
http://wiiware.nintendolife.com/games/wiiware/water_warfare

Bam, like a boss. I am afraid I can't speak to its quality, as I haven't played it, but nintendo power thought it was above average.
"HA HA! I just squirted in mom's face!"

I have met my middle-school humor quota for the day.