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samsprinkle

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I googled one of my friends from real life...and he came up on wiki answers as a porn addict! Just wondering if you had any funny stories about google searches of people...
 

xitel

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Apparently I share the same name as a somewhat prolific guitar teacher. Which is wierd. And my screenname is also the name of a set of speakers now.
 

Cinor

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my Screen name is 'Normande exhibit on the World Dairy Expo grounds'
 

NekoAnastasia

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I googled once to find out the effects of starvation for a University paper, and I ended up stumbling onto a website for some bizarre cult called "The Breathetarians" who believe that people can achieve a state of being where they exist on only light.

In order to become one, you had to give up food and water for 3 weeks. Unsurprisingly, there were very few members, probably because they all died during the initiation. I think someone needs to go back to Successful Cults 101.
 

Wolf Blade

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I Googled myself, and apparently I committed suicide at age 13 due to bullying and my ipod being stolen. I don't even own an ipod.
 

USSR

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I found every paper my 7th grade science teacher ever gave us as a test or as homework.

Needless to say I never had to do shit for science =p
 

ZeroMachine

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Wolf Blade said:
I Googled myself, and apparently I committed suicide at age 13 due to bullying and my ipod being stolen. I don't even own an ipod.
Because it was stolen! =P

If I Google myself, it comes up with the Facebook page of a very old looking italian lady. And a doctor. And a heavy metal band's myspace page.

... Now I feel like I need to live up to my name, especially the old italian lady one. That'll be a hell of a task, considering I'm a dude!
 

s0denone

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Googling my own name actually brings up an article I've written myself, along with user profiles for several websites. No-one famous or very weird sharing my name, apparently; I'm the only one on google anyway.
 

Zallest

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Wolf Blade said:
I Googled myself, and apparently I committed suicide at age 13 due to bullying and my ipod being stolen. I don't even own an ipod.
Obvious Troll is obvious

I googled the emoticon :mad: and got no results. My name is to common to google and get something funny or weird.

Google my escapist name you get the only thread i have ever made about Energy Drinks, google the female version i use of my name for female RPG characters Zallestra and you come up with Dietary Supplements.

Google my XBL name The Magic Cake and you get websites about...cake.. and cake music.. i dunno what cake music is..
 

EeveeElectro

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No one shares my name.

*sniff*

Oh, wait:
The name Marshman is a family, or surname which originated in England and either refers to an occupation - namely a person whose job it was to work the marshes or it is derived from their residency possibly of Marsham in Norfolk, or in Mersham in Kent. There is a strong settlement of the Marshman family in Wiltshire.
-Wikipedia

That's true, I used to go there every year with my dad because he was big on the whole family tree thing :/
 

Jonathan Hexley

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Googled my name. I'm two people on Facebook, and the contrast is amazing. One has hair and a beard, and the other is shiny bald.

I'm also a dopey looking football player, and I had something to do with a movie.
 

ace_of_something

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all i found was some old articles from when i was a cop when googling my own name.

If i just do my first name I got this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thor_(Marvel_Comics)

Sometimes at work I'm bored and do a criminal history search on friends...
yeah, don't do that if you ever want to look at your friends the same again.
 

Zallest

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I was looking through the Google searches of Zallest and about 80% of the ones on the front page are about me.. bottom one was my Myspace page... Thats creepy, you can probly stalk me on the net by using Google...
 

ace_of_something

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Zallest said:
I was looking through the Google searches of Zallest and about 80% of the ones on the front page are about me.. bottom one was my Myspace page... Thats creepy, you can probly stalk me on the net by using Google...
really? done and done.
 

Bored Tomatoe

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Someone with my exact name who lives in my exact birthplace has a facebook account show up as the second result when I google my own name.