Wierdest thing a stanger has ever said to you?
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"Do you want one."
The thing he was offering me some vodka jelly shots at 2pm at a bus stop. I had given this guy the time a couple months before so I guess this was his way of repaying the favour. When I said no thanks he went to a nearby offlicence and bought me a lucozade instead.
The thing he was offering me some vodka jelly shots at 2pm at a bus stop. I had given this guy the time a couple months before so I guess this was his way of repaying the favour. When I said no thanks he went to a nearby offlicence and bought me a lucozade instead.
A homless person kicked my behind and wished me a merry christmas once...
That was somewhat disturbing.
That was somewhat disturbing.
Hmmm... I have a few. When I was walking home one night after a *couple* of drinks a woman, probably mid 30's came up to me and asked me if she could plait my hair (I have hair down to the top of my bum). I accepted and she sat for about 5 minutes doing it.
Girls/Women are weird like that and I can say that this wasn't an isolated incident, I have about a 75% chance of being asked by a new girl I meet if they could plait me hair. I think it's the allure that I'm a guy with long hair, apparently it's in good condition too according to them although it feels gross to me on occasion.
"Parent's killed by ninjas, need money for karate lessons" - A homeless person's sign.
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Girls/Women are weird like that and I can say that this wasn't an isolated incident, I have about a 75% chance of being asked by a new girl I meet if they could plait me hair. I think it's the allure that I'm a guy with long hair, apparently it's in good condition too according to them although it feels gross to me on occasion.
"Parent's killed by ninjas, need money for karate lessons" - A homeless person's sign.
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Oooooh you just reminded me. I was once working in a shop, had my back to the door and a bloke walked in and said 'alright luv' to me. I turned around, the look on his face was priceless.internutt said:
Some guy come to me and once asked for money, starting with "I'm not a drug addict" whilst he was hugging himself and shaking up and down with tracks in his arms,
"Yes you are!" I replied in my best zero punctuation impersonation voice before walking away
"Yes you are!" I replied in my best zero punctuation impersonation voice before walking away
"How much for a smoke?"
I'm not sure why the hobo thought I was a smoker, much less would sell him cigs, maybe it was the leather jacket.
I'm not sure why the hobo thought I was a smoker, much less would sell him cigs, maybe it was the leather jacket.
