With all these powers combined...

[Insert Comedy Here]

I was watching Supernatural a few weeks ago, some episode about a Twilighty Zone area. I can't get the names right so they are angsty brother and internet tough guy brother.

The main baddie, a demonic thing called a Trickster, managed to imprison angsty brother in a Groundhog Day type of reality where the ITG brother would be killed in manners most hilarious.

It was supposed to teach angsty brother that ITG brother was going to die anyway, but that's not what got me.

The Trickster is seemingly unstoppable, he dropped a guy into a black hole, imprisoned angsty brother in a t-t-t-timewarp, and can shapeshift.

He had the power of reality itself.

If he had used his powers for a purpose, i.e. not trolling the hell out of angsty brother, he could, like, rule the universe or something.

So, Escapists, I pose you this question, if you were bestowed with these powers, what would you do, and why?

Personally, I would remove myself from the timestream i.e. Gray Fox myself, and watch the world history in it's entirety, and join in where appropriate.
e.g. Being a pirate during piratey times, etc.

 

[fenrizz]

I'd go back to the roman empire, and take over.
Then I would create the biggest, richest and most powerful empire the world has ever seen!
Hell, I even have a detailed plan to this already.
I'd crown myself emperor and god of earth!

And as a bonus, since I'd go back to about 50 BC, Christianity would never have existed.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

He had the power of reality itself.

Does this include things such as altering reality in terms of, let's say, placing something that isn't real, let's say for sake of example, a lightsaber, and creating it in this universe?

If that is the case, I'd just create an amalgamation of the greatest fictional armour and weaponry and walk around being unstoppable.

If not true, well, I guess I'd jump outside of the timestream, and jump back in with a camera to prove various things right or wrong. Or just be a pirate.

Yarr.

 

[Soulgaunt]

I'd turn myself into this http://media.strategywiki.org/images/a/a0/MS_Monster_Pink_Bean.png
Then, I'd scare the living hell out of everyone while screaming,"Fear the Pink Bean!".

Cookies to anyone who knows what the Pink Bean is from.

 

[xXGeckoXx]

I'd go back to the roman empire, and take over.
Then I would create the biggest, richest and most powerful empire the world has ever seen!
Hell, I even have a detailed plan to this already.
I'd crown myself emperor and god of earth!

And as a bonus, since I'd go back to about 50 BC, Christianity would never have existed.

I would take over then bring mankind to the space age. I would make us the supreme race and ensure our power as a leader. And I would do a lot of space exploring.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

He had the power of reality itself.

Does this include things such as altering reality in terms of, let's say, placing something that isn't real, let's say for sake of example, a lightsaber, and creating it in this universe?

If that is the case, I'd just create an amalgamation of the greatest fictional armour and weaponry and walk around being unstoppable.

If not true, well, I guess I'd jump outside of the timestream, and jump back in with a camera to prove various things right or wrong. Or just be a pirate.

Yarr.

Yes it includes that, mix-match to your hearts content.

 

[MasterSqueak]

Hmm...I could end world hunger? Or bring peace to the middle east?

Nah, I'd be a space pirate.

 

[El Poncho]

I would go back to random places in time and find out all about history because i like knowing things and I will do this shapeshifing as different things because i can

 

[fenrizz]

I'd go back to the roman empire, and take over.
Then I would create the biggest, richest and most powerful empire the world has ever seen!
Hell, I even have a detailed plan to this already.
I'd crown myself emperor and god of earth!

And as a bonus, since I'd go back to about 50 BC, Christianity would never have existed.

I would take over then bring mankind to the space age. I would make us the supreme race and ensure our power as a leader. And I would do a lot of space exploring.

Ah yes, how could I forget to explore space?
Hell, why not take over the entire universe?

 

[SomeLameStuff]

I would remove all traces of twilight from the universe. I think EVERYONE here (well almost everyone) would do that.

 

[kaziard]

I'd go back to the roman empire, and take over.
Then I would create the biggest, richest and most powerful empire the world has ever seen!
Hell, I even have a detailed plan to this already.
I'd crown myself emperor and god of earth!

And as a bonus, since I'd go back to about 50 BC, Christianity would never have existed.

bah jesus woulda kicked yer ass, baby kung fu ftw!
i'd probably be really unoriginal and try to asplodify the earth

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

I would remove all traces of twilight from the universe. I think EVERYONE here (well almost everyone) would do that.

As much as I dislike Twilight, it's still a best seller.
If given the choice between losing my powers and removing Twilight, uttering Edward McSparklepants will carry the death by book beating sentence.
Otherwise just leave the masses of gushy fans their delusional lifestyle.

 

[yankeefan19]

go to the future, get shitloads of future weapons, take over the world, teach them in 200 BC how to build computers as well, and if i do everything right, we would be living in space right now

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

I get the fascination with the future and everything, but being able to influence history sounds a lot more fun.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

I would first travel through time and give all the bastards of History a swift kick to the nuts...

Hey man what did you do today?

Kicked Hitler in the balls

 

[Kevvers]

Awww man, I thought this was a thread about Captain Planet...

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Awww man, I thought this was a thread about Captain Planet...

Mwahahahaha, my evil planned worked, to a degree.

 

[HentMas]

Awww man, I thought this was a thread about Captain Planet...

hahahahahahahahahahhaHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA XD...XD

*gasp*
*thud*

*weeeze**weeeze*

ok ok, i would just make so that i have everything i want... yeah something like that

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

I think I would just end up trying to be a ninja for some reason >.> then fast forward to become a cyborg then come back to take over the world