Words you never thought you'd say.

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So escapists, what are some words that you never thought you'd say or never thought you'd have a chance to say, and for what reasons did you say it.
Mine: I have a waterfall of corn down my pants: Said because I was in the modern art gallery in Sydney, and an exhibit had an entire floor made out of corn seeds, which got in my pants when I did a powerslide.
So what's yours?
 

Insanum

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Id rather kiss a man.

me and some mutual friends were talking about a girl who is my definition of ugly.
 

KillerH

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I will fist your cat!

I said this when I was on a tirade because a friend told me he forgot to buy burger buns for a BBQ.
 

FallenJellyDoughnut

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I'd rather have my testacles slowly ripped off by a bear.

Said because we were talking about what you'd do if you had to make love to Barbra Striesand.
 

Insanum

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pete240 said:
Insanum said:
Id rather kiss a man.

me and some mutual friends were talking about a girl who is my definition of ugly.
If you ever seen some of the girls where i live you would have to re-write your defintion.

OT: Never thought i would put blud into my sentences but i sadly did conform to it :/
Once i confirm she's not a member of the escapist ill post a picture. Trust me, My definition is fine.
 

FallenJellyDoughnut

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KillerH said:
I will fist your cat!

I said this when I was on a tirade because a friend told me he forgot to buy burger buns for a BBQ.
What are you talking about? I say that atleast 5 times a day.
 

sky14kemea

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Jun 26, 2008
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"I have beans in my pants!"

Apparently nervous-ness makes me spazz and say weird things xD
 

Jaythulhu

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"Proactive". Never, ever figured I'd use that one, especially given that it's not a real word (it's not physically possible to be more active than active. You can be re-active or in-active though). Found myself saying it to the boss a few days ago, however, so joke's on me.
 

JermCool

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"I spent my night chasing Cox around the hotel."

Yes, it was the communications company. Yes, it sounds really bad when said out loud.
 

Kimarous

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"I would jump into a pit of crocodiles if it would give me something better to do!"

I was working as a stockboy at a grocery store and was stuck facing all day. I was so bored that when I was asked to sweep up a cocoa spill in the bulk section, I was elated. THAT is how bored I was! Fortunately, that very same day I was transfered to the deli section. I said the above quote to my ex-supervisor while finishing up my shift.
 

Dark Knifer

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"I'll eat your face and pull your testicals out, in slow motion, with pliers if you don't shut the hell up!"

The most annoying conversation I have ever had with anyone.
 

Berethond

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"Wait a minute... I'm not wearing pants."

In a high school parking lot.
I actually forgot I wasn't wearing pants.
 

Kae

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"My sister has gone out with more girls than us!"
Yes I realize how pathetic that sounds, and I said that when I was talking to a friend...
 

tthor

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"I'm sorry for the popcorn in your cleavage"
i wouldn't think i would end up saying this, and yet, i've had to say it about 3 times in my lifetime lol
 

maddawg IAJI

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"Ugh, I hate zombies!"

In reality, I love zombies and I love them even more after I kill them.