Worst/Best stories you have heard or experienced

[stickelmania]

The best story. I have to say was My friend and I were camping, we were all setup. I was looking through our stuff to see what we packed. I noticed I didn't pack TP. Later my friend had to take a crap so he went out and was doing his business there were no leaves so he used his hand and well the feces stuck to his hand so he was trying to fling it off and he hit his hand against a tree and put his finger in his mouth ( cause that hurts like hell) XD couldn't stop laughing he said was worst day of his life