Worst Possible Thing You Can Say After Sex

[ssjbardock]

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=810
Just read this comic from the Questionable Content webcomic.
Wondering if anyone can top his contribution.
After enough time the top results will be polled.
Current Leader is Martin Reed with: "Happy Birthday Grandma"

 

[Ironic Pirate]

"Wait, is HIV contagious?"

Or something similar.

"You look just like my mom!" In a similar vein to the comic one.

"So what do I owe you?"

"Man, this is way better than with the dolls!"

 

[El Poncho]

Just like my uncle showed me?

 

[BlumiereBleck]

I want my money back.

 

[Lord Kloo]

So it doesn't matter that the condom broke halfway through then..?

True story for someone I know.. that must have been an awkward and disturbing moment..

EDIT: Wow you're much better at this than your mum was..

 

[rokkolpo]

''ow...the condom ripped''

0_0

EDIT:damn you ninja above me!

 

[the protaginist]

"So, do i...pay you, or something?"

 

[Doctor Glocktor]

Your mom was right, you do look like her.

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

(If you finish at the same time) Jinx! You owe me a soda.

 

[nunqual]

Well, this will be something to write about on my blog...

 

[crudus]

"wow, you are better than your mom. Next time you see your dad, tell him he owes me money"

 

[Girl With One Eye]

That was quick.

 

[Random Argument Man]

"What will be the name our child by the way?". In the case, the girl doesn't want a baby...

 

[Karvas]

Man, I'm so hyped about the Mass Effect 3 trailer!

 

[magicmonkeybars]

wow it's even better now that i'm a woman...

 

[Mr.Squishy]

"Luke, I am your mother"?