Worst possible way to die?

[Kris015]

Out of curiousity (and boredom) and also slightly inspired by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths

What's the worst possible way to die?

 

[Sacman]

Getting shot in the foot, it's just embarrassing...<.<

Other than that, my vote goes to spontaneous combustion...

 

[Shameless]

To me, dying alone is the worst possible death in any kind of scenario.

 

[Marowit]

Anything instant would be pretty crappy (cardiac issues like aneurysm for instance).

Boom, you're dead, you don't get to say goodbye to anyone who you care for - that'd be absolutely terrible.

 

[Aris Khandr]

Going over the edge of a mountain while skiing, breaking both legs but not actually killing yourself. So you just get to lay in the snow until you starve or freeze to death.

 

[Fooz]

getting tied to a chair whilst every episode of Glee plays, when its finished, it starts over again, and you get left to rot whilst that abomination plays in front of you until you die

 

[The Cheezy One]

Being a Christian, it's all about the destination, so the death itself will hopefully just be a minor inconvenience. But worst death would be

Anything instant would be pretty crappy (cardiac issues like aneurysm for instance).

Boom, you're dead, you don't get to say goodbye to anyone who you care for - that'd be absolutely terrible.

This. Or maybe the opposite, a long, drawn out death? Although that's a description of life really, so... yeah, we'll go with this.

EDIT: Actually, drowning. Having the water fill your mouth, no way to expel it, just slow down and suffocate.

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

Like this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/127_Hours
But then without the surviving part.

 

[Ace of Spades]

Dysentery. No one should have to die while on the toilet.

 

[Optional Opinion]

Vlad the Impaler style impalement.

The penetration could be through the sides, through the rectum, through the vagina, or through the mouth. This method leads to a painful death, sometimes taking days. When the impaling instrument was inserted into a lower orifice, it was necessary to secure the victim in the prone position; the stake would then be held in place by one of the executioners, while another would hammer the stake deeper using a sledgehammer. The stake was then planted in the ground, and the impaled victim hoisted up to a vertical position, where the victim would be left to die. |wikipedia|

That does not sound like fun

 

[s0m3th1ng]

Death by LSD overdose. *Shudders*
Preferably while under torture.

 

[The Apothecarry]

Is Rebecca Black music in the vicinity of my death? Then you know what just killed me and my lifeless remains hope you leave soon so you do not share my fate.

 

[Hero in a half shell]

Vlad the Impaler style impalement.

The penetration could be through the sides, through the rectum, through the vagina, or through the mouth. This method leads to a painful death, sometimes taking days. When the impaling instrument was inserted into a lower orifice, it was necessary to secure the victim in the prone position; the stake would then be held in place by one of the executioners, while another would hammer the stake deeper using a sledgehammer. The stake was then planted in the ground, and the impaled victim hoisted up to a vertical position, where the victim would be left to die. |wikipedia|

That does not sound like fun

Oh please, where I'm from, we call that Thursday.

The worst death would be something that would permanentely humiliate you, while being painful and horrible, like having a slow heart attack while dressed in a chicken outfit for a friends stag party, or while your having an affair, or doing something embarrassing, "He was squeezing his spots in the bathroom mirror, and peeing in the sink, when his spot juice got in his eye, he slipped and drowned in his own urine." That would be a pretty crappy way to die.

 

[Optional Opinion]

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Oh please, where I'm from, we call that Thursday.

The worst death would be something that would permanentely humiliate you, while being painful and horrible, like having a slow heart attack while dressed in a chicken outfit for a friends stag party, or while your having an affair, or doing something embarrassing, "He was squeezing his spots in the bathroom mirror, and peeing in the sink, when his spot juice got in his eye, he slipped and drowned in his own urine." That would be a pretty crappy way to die.

So it's humiliation you're after then?

Read this, http://www.geekologie.com/2009/02/office_chair_explodes_sending.php.

Now imagine that happening, but halfway through erm... hand aerobics

 

[Jazoni89]

Vlad the Impaler style impalement.

The penetration could be through the sides, through the rectum, through the vagina, or through the mouth. This method leads to a painful death, sometimes taking days. When the impaling instrument was inserted into a lower orifice, it was necessary to secure the victim in the prone position; the stake would then be held in place by one of the executioners, while another would hammer the stake deeper using a sledgehammer. The stake was then planted in the ground, and the impaled victim hoisted up to a vertical position, where the victim would be left to die. |wikipedia|

That does not sound like fun

Oh please, where I'm from, we call that Thursday.

The worst death would be something that would permanentely humiliate you, while being painful and horrible, like having a slow heart attack while dressed in a chicken outfit for a friends stag party.

That would be hilarious, if that ever happened to a friend of mine i'll still be laughing at the funeral.

...

Am I a bad person?

(but seriously, that comment made me laugh out loud, so thumbs up to you good sir)

 

[Gottesstrafe]

Any slow, drawn out kind of death. An immediate, unforeseen one is usually the most merciful kind. A drawn out one, though, like drowning, isolation, or falling is the worst (while conscious) because you're forced to watch and comprehend your demise slowly and feel the life leaving you. It's like a relentless reminder of your mortality while at the same time your every survival instinct is willing you to resist every step of the way, even in the face of the inevitability of it.

Another one I know of is a method employed by old chinese pirates. They would cut off the limbs of traitors one at a time every month (or possibly longer) since incarceration. A friend of the prisoner would be sent to tell them that help was on the way and to hold out as long as possible, so the prisoner would choose a body part to be cut off that they felt they needed the least in hope of being rescued. This would go on, with the friend being sent after each amputation, until the prisoner would be nothing left but a head on a torso or bled out to death.

 

[theklng]

swallowed by a black hole. not only will you get obliterated, the very fabric you were created from will cease to exist.

 

[Tsaba]

Drowning, I don't think I need to go into detail on that one.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Being skinned down to your waist (yes, humans can survive being skinned down to the waist, it's only after then that they'll most likely die) and buried in a grave of salt and lemon juice.