Worst Thing to fall in love with ?

[Zersy]

EDIT:

We all have different opinions on love and i'm pretty certain we have all fallen in love with something.

so what's the worst thing and that you'd advise to steer clear off ?

Me: My best friends girl. Me and her and beyond best friends, Which sucks.... for obvious reasons.

Oh and chocolate chip cookeis !! words can describe the animal i turn into when i see chocolate chip cookies within arms reach.

 

[Booze Zombie]

My friend said he read a book with a guy falling in love with a pool of acid... you can guess the rest.

 

[The Rockerfly]

A chastity belt...
...
...Do I really need to say any more?

 

[silasbufu]

yourself

 

[Venatio]

Drugs.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

My friend said he read a book with a guy falling in love with a pool of acid... you can guess the rest.

I read something about a guy who fell in love with himself, and died because he was so "stimualted" by himself.

It was messed up.

 

[SamFancyPants252]

a girl who stabs you in the back or pretends to love you back but doesn't

 

[T5seconds]

A rock... Or a dog... Those things sound dangerous (and illegal in some states) to be in love with...

 

[Yoshemo]

poop?

 

[Zersy]

A chastity belt...
...
...Do I really need to say any more?

Yes that can seem like a close win already.

 

[Lyiat]

yourself

Whoa, whoa.
What's wrong with that?

Anyway, probably anything.

Just remember that everything dies.

Psh. Rocks do not die, Max...

I'm back by the way.

To the OP: I'd have to go with Lava. Falling in love with Lava would be counter-productive to your health.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I read something about a guy who fell in love with himself, and died because he was so "stimualted" by himself.

It was messed up.

Are you trying to say a guy died getting a hardon over himself?

 

[Zersy]

Drugs.

That seems to cliche'

 

[Inverse Skies]

For me, it'd be a patient. Very unethical to have a relationship with someone you're supposed to be treating, it's hard to be objective in those cases.

 

[Aardvark]

Woodchippers, chainsaws, bandsaws, angle grinders.... pretty much any power tool, to be honest. I'd also steer clear of creepy, obsessive bonding with blenders and other related food processors. Knives, too. Avoid them. Infact, just steer clear of the kitchen or the tool shed when it comes to finding your one true love. Actually, probably best if you just stick with humans.

Of course, when it comes to humans, all's fair in love and bouncy bouncy.

 

[Davey Woo]

A Lamppost or other inanimate object.

EDIT: Found the song =)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWNGjMufEcc&feature=related

 

[Zersy]

yourself

Whoa, whoa.
What's wrong with that?

Anyway, probably anything.

Just remember that everything dies.

Psh. Rocks do not die, Max...

I'm back by the way.

To the OP: I'd have to go with Lava. Falling in love with Lava would be counter-productive to your health.

Unless you have a lava lamp...

actually if i fell in love with a lava lamp i can see myself breaking it open...

guess your right.