Citrus Insanity said:
Seriously though, if you meant human characters, then Kratos would definitely be on my list of people not to go out to dinner with... Or even come into contact with at all, really.
Just pander to his entitlement issues and never ever betray him in anyway.
Let's see... how about Peach? Halfway through your dinner, she'd get kidnapped meaning you have to pay for not only the food, but the damages caused by the firebreathing lizard that just broke through the window, landed on your table, and created a path of destruction on his way out.
Alternatively: Samus. First of all, she's a bounty hunter who after her latest (chronological) game is on the run from the federation. That crushes whatever you do for a job into tiny powder even if it is insanely cool because her job has the word "Space" in front of it. I'm going to leave out similarities between Boba Fett here to save time, but let's just say that if you let her go first with the "So what do you do?" small talk, you will fail, and not offering it makes you seem like a jerk. Second, you're dealing with someone whose family was killed twice by space pirates (first humans then chozo). There are clearly going to be issues that could unfortunately come up. Third, she has committed multiple genocides, to the point that she killed every single species on a planet and then destroyed it with a research station. Fourth, her job is one that requires a lot of violence and lack of empathy. Definitly not someone you want to get into a relationship with. Lastly, it's f*cking Samus. Your privacy is gone the second you start dating that celebrity.