Worst way to break up?

[Deadpoolsbrain]

What would be the worst most devastating way you can think of to break up with someone?

I think that having sex with one of your significant others family members would be pretty devastating.

 

[Zarthek]

literally having your head eaten by your girlfriend/boyfriend, praying mantis style
BEAT THAT ESCAPIST

 

[Zyxzy]

Killing one of their family members.

 

[ScarlettRage]

text message
msn
e-mail
over the phone
ex.
that shit hurts

 

[Rascarin]

Hiring one of those planes that writes in the sky with coloured smoke, and having it spell out the persons name, followed by the phrase "I hate you, fuck off and die". I imagine that would be pretty devastating.

 

[captainwalrus]

Pulling a Houdini when she pops the baby out.

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

The song "Malene" by the danish singer Sys Bjerre...

It involves burning down of living place and utter destruction of everything held dear.

 

[ViolentlyHappy91]

Worst thing one of my friends did was have sex with her, and then told her he had a lot of STDs, which was true, and now she was infected, then he threw her clothes out his window and told her to get the fuck out of the house.

I stopped being friends with him when I found that out.

 

[Souplex]

Run for President, win and during my acceptance speech break up.

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

Being caught in bed with your others parents. Trust me, it wasn't pretty.

 

[Stormcloud23]

Fax machine
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[itsmeyouidiot]

Texting a photo of you with another woman to break up with your girfreind is pretty awful.

Umm... Not like I've ever done anything like that before.

What? Why's everyone looking at me like that?

 

[Srkkl]

Anything that's not from you in person. Text, MSN, ect.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

Get a ring box, write a note saying "I'm breaking up with you, get out of my life, get your shit out of my apartment and your paying for our dinner tonight.", take her out to a nice dinner, order the most expensive things on the menu, kneel down and the rest shall be taken care of!

 

[LilGherkin]

You two are at the gun-shop then you start nailing the girl at the register. You know calamity will ensue, and heads will roll.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Changing your social networking relationship status from taken to single without ever speaking to the other person involved. That's just low.

 

[Levk]

killing her character in her mmo when you see it and making everyone else kill her in your name