I Wowed when I saw the opening video for oblvion, and when I first stepped out of the prison - sure Id played the other elder scrolls, but they were faint in my mind and I didnt really Get HUGE into gaming until oblivion, I said - Im not kidding Here, I SAID this, - 'zomgwtfbbqkfc' seeing as my friend was watching and I had to have something dramatic...then I went around in my red robe with my shortsword and attacked some gaurds in the imperial city to test their strength, thats why you may be walking through the grounds of a church in kvatch, and see a headstone marked 'Here lies ashbax - Awarded for most violent Oblivion death ever, nominated for quickest oblivion death ever, and won the Nobel Prize for figuring out the best way to piss off an imperial city gaurd.
R.I.P (Character creation - 4 minutes later) He died Doing what he loved. Calling a gaurd in Oblivion Straight.