Write a story in ten words.

[sagacious]

Alot of you have seen this or something like this before. But this is a bit different.
Rules are: write a story in Ten words. No more, no less. The story must have something to do with Love, Death, and Videogames.
(the usual three are sex, mystery, and religion with the example being "Oh my God! I'm pregant! I wonder who did it?")

Here's mine:

"I really love Minecraft, but creepers keep blowing me up."

 

[SGrahambo]

"One ring to rule them all. But it got deaded."

 

[viranimus]

It was algebra that caused my Aneurysm and corresponding death.

 

[RoBi3.0]

I was doing your mom. Your dad walked in.... trouble!

 

[Anchupom]

I've stayed up till five thirty. Why haven't I slept?

 

[sagacious]

It was algebra that caused my Aneurysm and corresponding death.

lol, what does that have to do with love or videogames?

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

Zombies chased me until the end of time; I died.

Well that was horribly morbid. However, it was the only thing I could think of.

 

[Nouw]

I loved my friend to death in Sims. True Story.

 

[RoBi3.0]

It was algebra that caused my Aneurysm and corresponding death.

lol, what does that have to do with love or videogames?

Cause no one ever reads the original post fully, ever!

 

[Hazy]

Running from a charger threw me off a roof. Shit.

[sub]I've been playing a bit of Left 4 Dead 2 lately. Steam sale, AHOY![/sub]

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

It was algebra that caused my Aneurysm and corresponding death.

lol, what does that have to do with love or videogames?

You said death, did you not?
Edit: Oh, AND. I've really got to read these things more carefully.

 

[-Samurai-]

Mario jumped to save the princess. Endless pit. Game over.

 

[Polaris19]

I once had a job. Too bad it got asploded.

 

[vento 231]

Shit will hit the fan. Then, we will drop dead.
Rape is not funny, unless it is in COD WAW.

 

[Lord Devius]

Why should I? The best tales are experienced, not told.
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There was a story here, but it is gone now.
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Hope faded, leaving nothing but the smoldering ruins of humanity.
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As did he, so shall I, and yearn you will.
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All he saw did exist, or so he would think.

...

 

[RoBi3.0]

Mario continually saves the stupid princess, but never gets laid.

 

[Aleate]

Man walked across a room, then sat in a chair.
I'm pro, aren't I?

 

[Odbarc]

This is like haiku. And everyone knows haiku sucks lots.