Wrong Answer

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: What would I do with my clones?

 

[Lust]

A/Q: What wouldn't you do to with them?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Good answer, and the one I wanted to say.

Q: Why are you squatting in my mind?

 

[Lust]

A: You left the door open.

Q: Am I right?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No, just left.

Q: Are you feeling supercalifragilisticespialidocious?

 

[Lust]

A/Q: Question is: Are you?

 

[BoosterGold]

A: I am
Q: when is a good time to go to the dentist?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Between the hours of nine and five inclusive, but excluding the hours between twelve and one exclusive.

Q: Do you wish you were a secant line so you could touch me in two places?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: No.

Q: Do you wish you were an integral?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Not really. But I do wish I was DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Q: This thread is getting uncomfortable, isn't it?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Understatement.

Q: Let's change topic, shall we?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Unfortunately, I am out of fresh pairs.

Q: May I borrow one of yours?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: No, but you may have a pear of torture.

Q: Is that okay?

 

[Lust]

A/Q: That depends. Is the pear fresh?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A/Q: It is metallic, is that fresh?

 

[Lust]

A: Ooooooo.....................me like.

Q: You won't open it, right?

 

[JLML]

A: Of course not!

Q: Why do we do this? Does it have any point what so ever?

 

[Lust]

A/Q: Maybe. Would you be so kind as to ask again later?

 

[JLML]

A: We'll see...

Q: Why can't you answer now?

 

[Lust]

A: Because I'm answering now.

Q: What was the question again?