yatzee-isms

[willofbob]

Yahtzee croshaw, creator of zero punctuation and king of gaming humour, has ad some brilliant lines over the years, but whatis your favourite.
mine is definately "As the exasperated chinese zookeeper said to the last male panda on earth, 'fuck that!'"

 

[Rotting Corpse]

"It could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire!"

 

[Spydercake]

"Pants on head retarded."

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

"Bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, ballistics, boobies, jugs, nipples, jubblies, stonking great tits!"

 

[PlasmaFrog]

Too many of them to even be considered a favorite amongst the lines of hilarity.

 

[AvsJoe]

"While in most JRPGs, the story and gameplay are kept on either side of a wrought-iron fence made of tigers."
- Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, TWEWY review

 

[Racecarlock]

I think my favorite as a point of argument is "I'd rather be stupid and having fun than bored out of my huge, genius mind."

 

[Viewtiful Dan]

"Never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding and you can spend all day explaining that, but no ones going to eat it because you STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!!!

 

[JCMarksman]

"Fucking hell! Did everyone see that? I am squirting machismo out of my nipples over here! I am a monster truck that walks like a man!"

 

[BoredDragon]

"If you want to rub shit on your face to make an ironic statement more power to ya, but you still smell like ass."

I thought it was really interesting and true statement that I would repeat to my family members if it weren't for the curse words

 

[Angry Camel]

"Hot lead never loses its effectiveness in the wrecking up of the shit."

 

[Mr Pantomime]

"One of my measures of a good game is one that teaches me somthing. Burnout Paradise, for example teaches me that if Princess Diana honestly couldnt survive a trivial little crash like that, the girl must have been made of Wafers."

Much fun quoting the second sentence around royal wedding time. Royal Wedding lovers get very mad. Bunch of smug sideways baseball cap wearing pricks.

 

[Ikaruga33]

Pant on head retarded and Ithink hitler was right

 

[Dr. Paine]

"The plot's about as twisted and impenetrable as a granite octopus."
"I could go on listing stupid design descisions... so I will." (Both from Clive Barker's 'Clive Barker's Jericho' *by Clive Barker*)

"Absolutely sublime from start to finish, and I will jam forks into my eyes if I ever use those words to describe anything else ever again. Yeah, I know it's not very funny to love a game, but fuck you. Portal is great, and if you don't think so, you have to be stupid." (The Orange Box review... obviously from the Portal segment.)

 

[Titan Buttons]

"Put your hand on the stove for 20 hours and yeah you'll probably stop feeling the pain, but you would hav caused serious damage to yourself"

 

[WorldCritic]

"If you complain about too many needless attachments then you're just being a tosser. It's say complaining about a perfectly good hot dog because the vendor is the Boston Strangler. You can still enjoy the hot dog, just try not to make eye contact."
-Yahtzee, Zack and Wiki review

 

[steeple]

"its like if you have a nice dinner at a nice restaurant, but when you ask for the check the chef comes over and farts in your face!"
from the COD 4 review, if by any chance you never saw it...

 

[Hairetos]

"ant pushing a brick across the desert"

-Final Fantasy 13 pacing.

Also, his rant on halo wars.