Yo Mama jokes that actually apply.

[xxcloud417xx]

Basically post a Yo Mama joke that actually can apply to your mom.

For example: Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet. She's already worldwide! This would apply to mine.

Obviously you won't post here if you respect your mother... lol

 

[Voicuboyy]

your mother has suck big trousers that hydras can build railroad spaceship tracks on them

and you're momma's so metal she's magnetic
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

 

[thedelightfulme]

I was in asda (british walmart) with a mate last night...and we bumped into another mates mum. My friend then proceed to flirt and grope said mum.

The phone conversation that followed was this:
"Guess who we just saw..."
"Who?"
"And who I just groped!"
"WHO!?"
"YOUR MUM!"
Followed by:
"Your an asshole."
"seriously."
"your an asshole."

20mins later i get a txt.
"i just phoned my mum"

End of convo. I think that was a "Your mum" win on a gigantic scale.

 

[Voicuboyy]

A friend of mine was just singing "satisfy me soul" by bob marley and I said: "satisfy your momma'!" he then proceeded to high five me.

 

[Archaon6044]

"your momma's so fat, when she hauls ass she makes TWO trips!"

actaully my moms not anything like close to being fat or big like that, but she carries enough shit in her bags to supply an army!

 

[OtherAlex]

Typical conversation between me and my Cool Kid brother.

"Your mum"

"Your mums face"

If that wasnt moronic in itself, we (obviously) have the same fucking mother.

 

[Voicuboyy]

you're momma's so fat and jewish all the world's soap supply is from her

 

[CJ1145]

Yo momma got such a long face, she's had to escape from the glue factory TWICE!

 

[Pandalisk]

a your momma thread?

I shall leave you with this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIeq4i-us8I

 

[sky14kemea]

your momma smokes so much shes like a human chimney!

seriously mum... stop smoking
although she's not as bad as said joke XD

 

[Sevre]

You people scare me, My mother used to have a 'fro,someone make a joke out of that for me.

 

[sky14kemea]

You people scare me, My mother used to have a 'fro,someone make a joke out of that for me.

your momma's afro was so big she used to keep a birds nest in it...?

i dunno

 

[goater24]

When I was 19 I had sex with a lady with a 12 year old boy. He would be about nineteen now so I suppose I could find him and say...

"I really did fuck your mum"

EDIT: I couldn't insult my own mom...the horror!

 

[0110100110]

Your mums armpits are so hairy it looks like shes got two bob marleys in a headlock?

 

[A Raging Emo]

I was in asda (british walmart) with a mate last night...and we bumped into another mates mum. My friend then proceed to flirt and grope said mum.

The phone conversation that followed was this:
"Guess who we just saw..."
"Who?"
"And who I just groped!"
"WHO!?"
"YOUR MUM!"
Followed by:
"Your an asshole."
"seriously."
"your an asshole."

20mins later i get a txt.
"i just phoned my mum"

End of convo. I think that was a "Your mum" win on a gigantic scale.

Win, win, win.