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2fish

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What is the best way you can kill/ deal with your enemy?

Seeing as you are a villain you have all standard villain tech and any you have may have stolen along the way.

I would digitize my enemy and put them in a packman game. They would forever be played by unskilled children. They would die over and over only to come back to life to die again. Forever knowing if only they could control their own actions they would be able escape.
 

Scarim Coral

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Quick and efficient.

I will not monologues nor will I make some kind of a deathtraps to place the heroes in. I'm not going to put myself in any cliche/ tropes!
 

Jedoro

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Lock my enemy in a padded cell, leave a handgun with one round with them, play Justin Bieber music through the loudspeakers, and take bets with other villains on how long until my enemy eats the bullet.
 

Esotera

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Death by a thousand cuts, and I would attend to it personally. To avoid the typical super-villain trap I would dismember them thoroughly after they died. Alternatively, I might use a gigantic microwave.
 

Heronblade

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For one thing, I'd avoid letting anyone know I existed, must less allow someone to become an enemy.

Failing that, I'd lure them into a trap, strap them into some death machine that takes forever to activate, act like I'm about to leave the room, then just shoot them in the head.
 

Captain_Fantastic

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i bullet to the skull. as uncreative as it may be, I'm not giving some wannabe hero a chance to beat me.

And no supersoldiers, those can rebel. ill be putting my cash into R&D for weaponry, and ill be the one using the high tech weaponry.
 

Vanbael

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Strap said protagonist to a table and activate a death laser that slow moves up from the bottom of the table and suddenly activate the hidden spikes in the table driving one right through his head. Then I do the cliche monologue about how the world will be mine to the dead body.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Never let them see your face. Never let them get a hold of your technology. Stay removed from the fighting, purchase the loyalty of soldiers. In battle I rely on stealth and, should that fail, high powered laser weaponry. Upon my apparent death I will pull my ace in the hole...

BAM

Clones. It's been done before but who else is going to be a loyal, efficient soldier? I will take my battle damaged body and get turned into a fighting cyborg to come back in the next game and/or movie. Thus the series continues!

Best way to kill my enemies? Spam. I can afford the ammo so I tell my soldiers to be trigger happy. If it is me, one on one with the protagonist? Long range weaponry and a sword to the face if he should get too damn close.
 

-Samurai-

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Vanbael said:
Strap said protagonist to a table and activate a death laser that slow moves up from the bottom of the table and suddenly activate the hidden spikes in the table driving one right through his head. Then I do the cliche monologue about how the world will be mine to the dead body.
Don't forget to explain your evil plans in great detail, because there's no way that shiny belt he's wearing, or that mirror in his pocket, will allow him to escape before the spikes come out.
 

No social life

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I wold provide fake intelligence as to where my secret "lair" is and have the main room where I am supposed to be filled with giant monitor that has a live video feed of me placed in such away to create a optical illusion where it seems to be the real me, automated lasers, robots, poison gas, a complete room wide decontamination disintegration beam, and there would be fake puppy's and kittens that were also actually explosive robots, and for good measure I would plant a antimatter bomb under neath the building while a orbital laser cannon is locked on and ready to fire, and I would activate everything while I am in the middle of explaining my plans. I also would poison the my enemy's food with both a deadly poison that is undetectable and acts over the period of a week, and a laxative designed to take effect in the period of time that the enemy is in my lair, but none of the bathrooms will have any toilet paper but all the previously mentioned traps excluding the robots and monitor would also be hidden in the room, this would also be a great time for me to activate all the traps .

Overkill, I know, but lets see who survives that.
 

Kaltazraza

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Freeze them solid, but with the head free, and let them hang over a lava pit, then explaining my evil plan in great detail.
If my enemy would escape the pit would be covered, and the sides would open flooding the area my enemy is in, with sharks.
 

Rude as HECK

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Hire henchmen who can shoot straight, and juts shoot the bastard. This fancy crap never works out.
 

Bobic

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Have a unnecessarily large ventilation shaft that leads into my secret base. Wait for the "hero" to try to sneak in, close shutters on either end of the vent. Release the "Vadakon". Laugh maniacally.
 

Marcus Kehoe

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I'd never kill I'd cripple, take that person strength and remove it.

Maybe cut their tendon's or blind them. I'd never kill though, that be to easy.
 

DoomyMcDoom

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I'd capture my enemy, and to all appearances, it would seem to them like a james bond esque villian captured them, I would then walk a circle around them waving a .44 revolver around and start ranting about how easy it was to capture then when I walked behind them halfway through a word I'd shoot them in the head... the sudden unexpected villian actually killing the hero kinda thing, they'd be thinking about how to escape while I'm ranting, and then... blackness...

if I have an arch nemesis, I would kill that nemesis, and the next guy they sent to me, and the next guy, but the first guy I'd capture and execute myself, the rest would hafta not get shot by my minions, who would wear open face helmets, and know eachother well... we'd be a community, a community of EEEEVIL!!!!!
 

Qitz

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By going full Illuminati on them. You'll never know who I am, where I am or whether I actually exist.

You wouldn't even know you were my enemy till you were dead and even then, you wouldn't know you were mine. Just like the Spanish Inquisition, no one would expect me.