You are a zombie. What now?

[Metalchair]

Vacation to Tahiti!!!

 

[Walrus42]

Find a place with a lot of unarmed people...
and wait

 

[KValentine]

I'd first probably call in sick for work due to that zombie virus affecting my brain and thinking skills.

Then the boss would reply, "You're not paid to think. You're paid to do what I tell you to do."

Then I'd probably drive to work and do what my boss tells me to do.

 

[Sion_Barzahd]

I'd move to somewhere densely populated so when zombie time comes, i'm infecting tonnes of people quickly, while still having some spare people over to munch on.

 

[hamster mk 4]

Give body to science to help develop a cure.
Get transfered to military resaerch in an attempt to weaponize zombie virus
Cause horrible disaster in lab
Become super mutant zombie patriarch
Threaten world with apocylapse
Get killed by pluck young hero
Infect plucky young hero

Rinse and repeat

 

[GonzoGamer]

Become a zombie activist.
www.savethezombies.com
We want your brains.

 

[Jenkins]

I wonder what zombie love would be like...

at least would wouldn't need protection right?

 

[wewontdie11]

I wonder what zombie love would be like...

at least would wouldn't need protection right?

Always you protection! You could get zombie AIDS!

Erm probably go round biting everybody I could just to screw the world up.

 

[Arcade_Fire]

Braaaaiiiins.

 

[sky14kemea]

Go on Jeremy Kyle!

seconded

and afterwards infect him and the whole audience

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

You will be forced to feel a sudden loss of morals.

Forced? Morals?
Obviously, I am going to infect as many others as I can. Children first, they're easier and not as many people are willing to kill them.

EDIT:

I would get up, and eat breakfast. Sounds like a normal day for me.

7am: The Necroswanson gets up.
7:01am The Necroswanson feels a sudden loss of morals.
7:30Am The Necroswanson limps out of bed moaning and heads into the shower.
8am The Necroswanson finds that cereal tastes poisonous.
8:30am The Necroswanson leaves for college.
11am Feeling brain dead the Necroswanson gets out of classes.
4pm The Necroswanson arrives at his friends house.
4:02pm Having hung out with said friend The Necroswanson loses almost all intelligence and conscious thought.
8pm The Necroswanson leaves for home feeling like he just caught a severe case of the stupid.
8:30pm The Necroswanson corners a pedestrian and eats their delicious flesh.
10:30pm The Necroswanson goes to bed.

That was so awesome I think I just became gay for you.
Thanks a lot, jerk.

You'll have to compete with me.

 

[Benj17]

Go on TV as "The Man Who Defied Death!"
I might even get a religion named after me!

lol win, zombieism

i'd convert

 

[Benj17]

2bf most of jeremy kyles audience are already some form of zombie, so infecting wouldnt take much doing

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

Obviously get a brain transplant so I'm smart again, then... Hell, I'd eat people anyway, because that's just to much fun to pass up. Plus, now I have a reason to spread Doom.

That's impossible. Not only is the technology impossible (as of right now), but all you would be doing if it were possible would be putting your zombie brain in a healthy person's body, and a healthy person's brain in the zombie body. Your conciousness would stay with the zombie brain, and therefore you would now be in the person you transplanted with's body. Furthermore, the person you transplanted with would be in the zombie body. I believe that both body's exposure to infected body parts would end up infecting the non-infected ones eventually. So now you have two zombies.

 

[DoomDispenser]

Obviously get a brain transplant so I'm smart again, then... Hell, I'd eat people anyway, because that's just to much fun to pass up. Plus, now I have a reason to spread Doom.

That's impossible. Not only is the technology impossible (as of right now), but all you would be doing if it were possible would be putting your zombie brain in a healthy person's body, and a healthy person's brain in the zombie body. Your conciousness would stay with the zombie brain, and therefore you would now be in the person you transplanted with's body. Furthermore, the person you transplanted with would be in the zombie body. I believe that both body's exposure to infected body parts would end up infecting the non-infected ones eventually. So now you have two zombies.

I didn't mean transplanting my brain to another body. I meant transplanting a brain from one of my clones to my body! Apparently you have a lot to learn about being an awesome zombie.

 

[Datalord]

MOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAN
BRAINS

nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

That pretty much sums up my plan, a zombie apocalypse can't really screw up society much more than the idiots that make up 90% of the world have

Has anyone seen the "Slowest. Nom. Ever."pic on icanhascheezburger.com? Its like the opposite of that "Fastest Succession of No-OMG H ATE MY HAND"

 

[LordOmnit]

There is no LordOmnit becomes a zombie:
LordOmnit writes will requesting that those who find themselves in my vicinity to wear hazmat suits and deliver immediate cremation upon the finding of my corpse.
LordOmnit gains +3 bullet of de-zombification to the brain and elimination of zombie threat.
THE END