There's no way around it, games just piss you off sometimes. Usually we can't do a damn thing about it, unless you are the Norse God of Trickery Loki. You have picked up a gaming habit from the puny mortals but after using your trickster powers to cheat for a bit, you got bored and started playing legitimately. However, after way too much BULLSHIT you are angry and have new purpose for fucking with the mortals. What pissed you off and how do you take your revenge? Oh, and your victims will somehow suspect that the shit happening to them is because of that thing that angered you.
Mine is kinda out of left field, so let me explain. I love Jurassic World on the tablet. Now in the game you can take two different level 40 dinosaurs to make a hybrid like the Indominus Rex. Now one of the newest hybrids is an amphibian called Gorgosuchus, which is a combination of Gorgosaurus and Kaprosuchus. "So what's the problem?" you ask. Well Gorgosaurus is a dinosaur that can only be unlocked if you get its tournament specific card pack. "So just win the tournament," I hear you say. Not an option, because there are six tiers with 100 players each and if you don't have strong enough dinosaurs you hit a brick wall in your progress. In addition, you don't just win and go up a tier, your rank is determined by, I'm not entirely sure what they are, trophy tokens? Point is you need more of these things than the guys above you to advance your rank, and if you check out to do the daily arenas you will get pushed down the ladder and it is entirely possible to need multiple battles to advance just one rank. And just to put the cherry on top of the shit cream you don't just get the Gorgosaurus Pack if you reach the top tier. You have to either get to the top tier and defend your position until the tournament timer runs out or get it in a roulette, a roulette where the odds of getting the Gorgosaurus Pack don't go up with tier. Yes, one of the dinosaurs you need to make Gorgosuchus is a limited time tournament only creature where every odd is stacked against you. That Is. STUPID!
But not to worry though, because under my godly thumb the guy who came up with that and the people agreed with him will suddenly find critical shit needing a lot more hoops to jump through. For example: you need to work on your computer at home: WHOOPS, your mouse has gone missing. You find it: WHOOPS, your computer turned off. You turn it on: WHOOPS, the start-up noise is loud gay porn audio and your wife is standing behind you.
Mine is kinda out of left field, so let me explain. I love Jurassic World on the tablet. Now in the game you can take two different level 40 dinosaurs to make a hybrid like the Indominus Rex. Now one of the newest hybrids is an amphibian called Gorgosuchus, which is a combination of Gorgosaurus and Kaprosuchus. "So what's the problem?" you ask. Well Gorgosaurus is a dinosaur that can only be unlocked if you get its tournament specific card pack. "So just win the tournament," I hear you say. Not an option, because there are six tiers with 100 players each and if you don't have strong enough dinosaurs you hit a brick wall in your progress. In addition, you don't just win and go up a tier, your rank is determined by, I'm not entirely sure what they are, trophy tokens? Point is you need more of these things than the guys above you to advance your rank, and if you check out to do the daily arenas you will get pushed down the ladder and it is entirely possible to need multiple battles to advance just one rank. And just to put the cherry on top of the shit cream you don't just get the Gorgosaurus Pack if you reach the top tier. You have to either get to the top tier and defend your position until the tournament timer runs out or get it in a roulette, a roulette where the odds of getting the Gorgosaurus Pack don't go up with tier. Yes, one of the dinosaurs you need to make Gorgosuchus is a limited time tournament only creature where every odd is stacked against you. That Is. STUPID!
But not to worry though, because under my godly thumb the guy who came up with that and the people agreed with him will suddenly find critical shit needing a lot more hoops to jump through. For example: you need to work on your computer at home: WHOOPS, your mouse has gone missing. You find it: WHOOPS, your computer turned off. You turn it on: WHOOPS, the start-up noise is loud gay porn audio and your wife is standing behind you.
