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For the further advancement of science, UberCorp Unlimited has discovered a new way to bind animal DNA and human DNA into one, making a man/animal. You are the first guinea pig (no pun intented) and are being paid a million bucks to do this as well as your choice of what animal you get combined. What would you chose and for what reason?
 
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You are now a furry. Avoid /b/ for safety.

I'm just kidding. I'd be a sloth dude. It would give me an excuse to be lazy.
 
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I'd want to be half bearpig.

Edit: seriously, though, I'd either want to be half wolf or half bear. Werewolves and werebears in Diablo II are pretty awesome, and that's as close as I'd get.
 
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Jedoro said:
I'd want to be half bearpig.
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and this would be the result? ;)

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hmm, though question, I'll go for the obvious, half bear. Manimal away!
 
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therandombear said:
Jedoro said:
I'd want to be half bearpig.
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and this would be the result? ;)

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hmm, though question, I'll go for the obvious, half bear. Manimal away!
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Just mentioned it to refer to South Park, but yeah, I'd kill myself if I looked like that.
 
moose_man

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Half falcon. I wrote up a crappy-ass manga name for a series featuring one when I was like eleven.
 
Xathos

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Half wolf would defintely be awesome. Though I can imagine its a bit worse than it sounds. Still, who cares? Half wolf!

Though I guess Half Raven would be cool too. Still would want to be a half wolf though.
 
Cliff_m85

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Dead_Man said:
For the further advancement of science, UberCorp Unlimited has discovered a new way to bind animal DNA and human DNA into one, making a man/animal. You are the first guinea pig (no pun intented) and are being paid a million bucks to do this as well as your choice of what animal you get combined. What would you chose and for what reason?
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Humans are animals.
 
astrav1

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If I could do a combination, then a winged lion, if not then a red tail hawk, why? So I could fly and have a bitching set of wings to do so.
 
RatRace123

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Oh GOD, I'm a furry!
Ah well, I guess I'd want to be half monkey, grabbing things with my feet and a prehensile tail?
Awesome!
 
timeadept

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You know, can i just be a Zora and be done with it?
*EDIT* wait a second, wtf am i thinking? SPIDER MAN FTW!
 
ajemas

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CalabusDabus said:
Yeah, something that would let me fly.... like give me gigantic eagle wings or something...
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Not to burst your bubble, but flying is very difficult to achieve. Birds can only fly because they have specially designed bones which are very light. If you really wanted to change your body to fly, your bones would be so weak that even running would probably break them.

For myself, I would have to become part octopus. They can grow back their own limbs, taste with their hands, and can even change color! Well, either that or a bear. Why? Because bears are awesome!
 
Atmos Duality

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Can my other half be the smooth-playin personality of Ernie Hudson?
I've been told he's quite the sexy tiger with the ladies.

EDIT: Fine. I'll play your game you rogue.
Half-Dragon, because dammit, if that wouldn't be useful. (this assumes a creature of that size and shape would be light/low-dense enough to fly in one standard atmosphere.)
 
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