You are now the God of an empty Universe.

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Battleaxx90

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So yeah. For whatever reason, you have been plonked into a newly-born Universe, it's contents consisting of you and fuck-all else. Thing is, you now have the ability to create matter out of nothing and you can use it any way you want; the one thing you are unable to do is go back to your old Universe. Everything else is fair game. So what do you do?
 

BlueberryMUNCH

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Hah, nice idea OP.
See, I'd be horrifically boring.
I'd make the world exactly as it is today, but I'd be able to live on it with fucking infinite powers and stuff. So that'd be cool.
Then I'd make the Mass Effect universe...but...nicer haha. Less Reapers and war. I'm sorry but some of the sights are so perdy.

But I dunno, I don't have the imagination to be a decent God:(.
 

Hagi

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I'd leave it empty. At least for a while.

It'd be fascinating to see what emptiness looks, feels, smells and sounds like.
 
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I suppose light would be a good thing, maybe a kettle too, 'cos I can't concentrate on the creation of the universe without a cup of tea.
 

BeeGeenie

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I imagine that, once I understand the deep, underlying order of this universe; I'll probably make that one pretty much just like this one. I guess it might be fun to mess around with evolution and see what I can come up with. Amphibious flying tigers, maybe a six-legged camel. And the humanoid species will create stories about mythical creatures like the "duck," the "squid," and the "non-amphibious non-flying tiger."
 

Random Argument Man

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Note to self* Must resist the urge to post "Alone in the universe" by Jon Lajoie....

I'd make a universe where ...

-Firefly isn't cancelled.
-The Goemon games became popular.
-Eating cake makes you muscular instead of fat.
-The cake isn't a *NO, it's 2012 and not 2007. No jokes.
-Science and Religion don't ruin everything.
-Being a douche is now considered a crime on the same level as murder.

Oh yeah, America doesn't takes our crappy canadian "artists" and make them popular.
 

Scarim Coral

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At first I will simply treat it as my own room but when I get bored I will create life in it. In saying so it would just be like the game spore but without the dick creatures and real life.
 

Phasmal

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How has this not been said?

Pokémon universe.
Except with more adults and less 12 year olds because honestly who needs that.
 

MammothBlade

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Create a new perfect world, all for myself. That is all that needs to exist. Maybe I'd create a few homunculi to keep me company and be my servants, but in all this would be an empty twilight universe, the end of existence. A massive sigh of regret of what could have been, but never were. Of course, that might change if I were feeling creative. But right now, that's all I'd make.
 

Zeema

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Hagi said:
I'd leave it empty. At least for a while.

It'd be fascinating to see what emptiness looks, feels, smells and sounds like.
it would be quiet and the only thing you'll hear is yourself and then you will go mad.....actually that sounds fun

My universe will be compromised of big rooms of 1 person in each with enough food and water to survive and watch madness
 

Ldude893

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Starting off? A multiverse with individual universe separated from each other by the walls of space-time. I'll make multiple worlds, including:
-Equestria
-A 'nicer' Earth with certain aspects in history altered (Firefly isn't canceled, the Library of Alexandria didn't get burnt down, Native Americans are immune to Eurasian diseases, etc.)
-An Earth where the holocaust never happened, and just that.
-An Earth where Alexander II of Russia did NOT get assassinated.
-Various combination of several possibilities.
-A mini-multiverse where different cartoon universes are branched together via wormhole
-The Star Wars universe, except that any Dark Jedi are unable to use the force without having their nervous system shut down, Gungans or Ewoks are nonexistent, and Midi-Chlorians are utter tripe.
-The Westpall Universe. [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/tommy-westphalls-universe]
 

White Lightning

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I would make a Universe with incredibly intelligent humanoid super monsters, they would all be peaceful with eachother and using their super smartness I would instruct them to create the technology to reach this Universe... and take it for their own! That's what this Universe gets for kicking me out, after all you said I can't come back but nothing about the things I create...

That or I would the SCP Foundation Universe.
 

CrazyGirl17

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Probably recreate the universe... but make it more suitable for my enjoyment. And maybe a few alternate universes as well...
 

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Phasmal said:
How has this not been said?

Pokémon universe.
Except with more adults and less 12 year olds because honestly who needs that.
I would make it so that children can't just drop out of school when they're 12 and start travelling the countryside alone. That shit still makes no sense to me. Also, only practical Pokemon. Why the fuck is Hitmanchan born with cloths?
 

Mr. GameBrain

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Hmmm...

I'd make some kind of intergalactic obstacle course, then create a vehicle and drive around for a bit.

Then I'd probably make some sentient life to make videogames for me to play in a mortal form.

Then I probably would go to bed for a millenia.
 

wintercoat

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I'd make The Dark Tower series play out for my amusement. That...kinda makes me a twisted fuck, doesn't it?

I'd probably run through an assortment of my favorite fantasy worlds until I got bored with it and just let randomness happen, see what cooks up. I'd probably blow a ton of shit up for my own amusement as well.
 

Aerosteam

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Have the universe be all videogame universes put together and force every videogame character ever to fight to the death.

It will be glorious.
 

Hagi

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Trezu said:
Hagi said:
I'd leave it empty. At least for a while.

It'd be fascinating to see what emptiness looks, feels, smells and sounds like.
it would be quiet and the only thing you'll hear is yourself and then you will go mad.....actually that sounds fun

My universe will be compromised of big rooms of 1 person in each with enough food and water to survive and watch madness
Probably not. Sound requires matter, of which there is none. You wouldn't even be able to hear yourself.

The only thing you would hear is nothing, which would sound like something we'd be incapable of describing, because everything we can describe is 'something' and thus by definition not nothing.

So it'd be quite possibly the only way to experience something that's provably and definitely indescribable in every way and form.