You are proclaimed "Evil Overlord of Earth", what do you do first?

[CulixCupric]

One random, seemingly normal, day, You are proclaimed "Evil Overlord of Earth". You have the entire world under your control, out of the blue, and somehow accomplished what Dr. victor von doom only dreams of. what do you do first?

I'd take half the worlds money, reinstate all former world leaders, are retire, to my flying lair-castle of dread.

EDIT: you can be good with your power. you could be "the mr nice guy" if you want. there is not limitations.

 

[Disturbed-Hell]

Give EA the sack and make sure that bioware can acually make a good rpg. Then I would proceed to reclaim large amounts of desert and replant the rainforest.

What? I can't do somthing good with my newfound power?

 

[])rStrangelove]

Put all politicians in a space shuttle, set autopilot course to mid of our starsystem and fire it off.

Happy melting.

 

[Miles000]

Oh god. The possibilities...

First thing's first. I'd get a tank, and take it through McDonalds.
And I mean through...
Next I'd get built a 200 x 200 x 20m pit of those plastic balls you played in as a kid.
After that would be a giant satellite laser named 'Orbibital.'
Then I'd play battleships... With actual fleets of the world.
Then I'd get dozens of awesome cars, and my own race track.

After all this, I'd find my own island, and leave the rest of the world go about it's business...
Under my rule of course =P

 

[JustJarron]

I would start by developing a cure for cancer, AIDS and Adam Sandler movies and share none of it.

 

[Miles000]

Oh! I almost forgot...

Invent nitro-glycerine infused mosquitoes.
When they get squashed..... KA-BOOOM [http://myinstants.com/instant/tf2-demoman-kaboom/]

Mwahahahahahaha!

 

[Beat14]

Make people build me a ski resort in the middle of no where, with everything I need. Not really evil enough... So guess I might as well legalise a few drugs, or something. Maybe I'll just ban a random item each week to piss people off, like say the T.V., breakfast cereal, video games, and alcohol with a punishment of being exiled into the wilderness. I would say death, but I can't just seems to evil. I'm really trying to be an Evil Overlord, it has got to be in my nature some where.

I think I would get killed off quite soon.

 

[Ytomyth]

An Evil Overlord eh? Well, I'm gonna need me some concubines for that first.
After that I'll see how I can reshape the world in whatever way I please, but I must set priorities.

 

[Me55enger]

I would drain the mediterranian (spelt wrong) sea and use it for fertile farming ground, then colonise the moon and have a war with the east.

Points for the book reference.

Actually I would probably just call Christmas "the celebration of St. Christmas, the patron saint of yearly consumerism"

 

[LongAndShort]

I will carve my name into the moon.

Why? Why the fuck not?

Yeah... that'd be fuckin awesome. Looking up into the night sky from my death fortress and seeing my name inscribed across the moon. Haven't decided if I'll use a giant laser or a send up forced labourers to do it by hand yet. We'll see what's more practical.

 

[DemikidZA]

hack the game so my title is "The most badass overlord", level up to level 1 million, get Laharl, Adell and Mao into my party and thus begin the bonus finished the game levels (kudos to you if all this made sense to you)

 

[Aurgelmir]

One random, seemingly normal, day, You are proclaimed "Evil Overlord of Earth". You have the entire world under your control, out of the blue, and somehow accomplished what Dr. victor von doom only dreams of. what do you do first?

I'd take half the worlds money, reinstate all former world leaders, are retire, to my flying lair-castle of dread.

EDIT: you can be good with your power. you could be "the mr nice guy" if you want. there is not limitations.

I would create a magic storm tat slaps anyone that is being a dick towards others. It would slap the m VERY VERY hard.

 

[Montezuma's Lawyer]

I throw Batman in prison, DUH!

 

[CulixCupric]

hack the game so my title is "The most badass overlord", level up to level 1 million, get Laharl, Adell and Mao into my party and thus begin the bonus finished the game levels (kudos to you if all this made sense to you)

this is a disgaea reference, right?

 

[Wintermoot]

make a cannon to launch people I don,t like towards the sun.
maybe fix the earth (IE terraforming the desert and use it to grow food)
world peace (assuming I have enough weapons to destroy the world 10 times over)

 

[Loop Stricken]

Two words, massive implications;

Space. Elevators.
We need to get off this rock, and onto other rocks.

 

[enzilewulf]

Unite the world under my leadership. Proclaim all Atheist as high lords. Fuck Irans shit up. Declare world peace. Get lunch.

 

[theheroofaction]

Build my giant fortress of doom.
make my subjects call me by name "Evil Overlord of earth" will get old fast.
Flaunt my wealth, in very destructive ways.
Then I guess I hang out, in a lordly manner of course.

 

[Kahohess]

1) build Glados.
2) give north america back to it's natives.
3) Reality shows will be banned.
4) Intensive use of the guillotine on the royal heads (english ones to begin with ).
5) remove civil rights to vegans.
6) Glados finished.. let's do science.