You are surrounded by 300 Spartans and can have two pieces of modern day equipment...

[SomeBoredGuy]

What do you do? The only catch is that they have to be things of a reasonable size (i.e. no buildings falling from the sky, no AC-130s, no large animals) and they cannot be either other people or things that require other people.

Oh, and to make things slightly more interesting, you are not allowed to just say "a gun", but rather you have to say the exact type of gun.

EDIT: Forgot to mention, the Spartans want to kill you for some reason. Let's say you trod on the Spartan Commander's toe, and he got really pissed.

 

[Tortoiseloz]

a crowbar and some bubblegum
looks like its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum

 

[Radeonx]

300 tons of bacon strips and a frying pan.

 

[Simalacrum]

Spartans aren't as impressive as we make them out to be, they quite frequently got their arses handed out to them by Athenians, Persians, Macedonians... you name it

I'd say I'd bring a TV and a DVD with lots and lots of our deadly weapons on it. I'd show them the TV (they'd be impressed by that thing alone), and say that if you try attacking me I'll destroy you with said weapons. Hopefully the bluff would work :3

 

[Seyrroth]

Napalm
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[NinjaDeathSlap]

Full sized Main Battle tank
GPMG
Da Spartans be fucked.

 

[ediblemitten]

Minigun, on a large tripod.

Game over, pederasts.

 

[Dectomax]

Minigun. I'd like to see bronze stop 3000 7.62mm rounds.

EDIT: NINJA'D?! DAMN YOU!!!!!

 

[Jedamethis]

Napalm
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So you're going to stand there like a lemon with a canister of napalm? :/

OT: A megaphone. HEAR ME ROAR.

 

[roostuf]

automatic shotgun and a flamethrower.

 

[Norris IV]

Akimbo P90's and a cup of tea for the victory celebration

 

[Sethzard]

Probably a flamethrower with fuel tanks and my Ipod with headphones

 

[demoman_chaos]

AA-12 and Snake's Bandana.

 

[richd213]

A stage and a good cast to play the sound of music. Spartans were notoriously homosexual and as we all know, homosexuals just love musicals. Then i'll escape to switzerland.

 

[Seyrroth]

Napalm
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So you're going to stand there like a lemon with a canister of napalm? :/

Clearly, it doesn't need to be in the form of a canister.

 

[hipholyte]

Spartan costume and a spear

 

[proctorninja2]

A10 warthog and shit-tons of ammo, not only could i fly away i could make it rain

 

[Jedamethis]

Napalm
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So you're going to stand there like a lemon with a canister of napalm? :/

Clearly, it doesn't need to be in the form of a canister.

...A puddle of napalm?

 

[Dectomax]

Napalm
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So you're going to stand there like a lemon with a canister of napalm? :/

Clearly, it doesn't need to be in the form of a canister.

So you'd just be holding pure napalm? Y'know that would be kinda awesome?