You commit a crime...

[no oneder]

... what is the description that witnesses would give to the police?

My description would be:
5'8'' Caucasian female with yellow highlights. Smelled like bubblegum.

 

[nuqneh1]

8 foot tall massive Lupine humanoid creature
Armed and Extremely Dangerous

Did this have to be serious?

 

[Frequen-Z]

"Witnesses say the streaker, wearing only a Batman cowl, was approximately 5'10", caucasian, and well endowed probably a little cold awesome."

 

[godofallu]

5'10" White Male with short brown hair. Smelled like Old Spice. (I stole your template BTW)

 

[Zirat]

He was a big guy, pretty tall but kind of lanky, seemed pretty plain. Was wearing a hooded jacket so I couldnt see his face but he seemed polite enough over the whole thing, had a grumbly monotone voice too.

 

[lee1287]

5 10, Short hair, 250 pounds of PURE MUSCLE. Shouted "Come at me, BRO!"

 

[Tharwen]

"The suspect was seen escaping with the stolen Halo: Reach Xbox 360 pack by doing a 360 no-scope over a low wall and punching a small dog, shouting 'FROST SHOCK!!'. He was ridiculously lanky and wore glasses and a '+15 frost resistance' hoodie."

At least, that's how I'd want it to be...

 

[Vrach]

4ft midget with purple hair and a snake tattoo on his left arm.

Description given by a witness nervously glancing at nearby buildings and high points.

 

[Firoth]

"W-we didn't see anything! Please stop asking. He said he'd come back!...Oh god *sobbing*...he said he'd come back...*fetal position*...So much death...we didn't see anything..."

 

[BlumiereBleck]

5'5 ....Blue skinned male...smells like AXE.

 

[Sacman]

What is this I don't even...

 

[The Afrodactyl]

I'm going to be serious.

5'10" caucasian male, long blond hair. Thin, possibly wearing glasses.

 

[Outright Villainy]

6'3" with an [HEADING=1]Epic Beard,[/HEADING] dark hair, and possibly wearing glasses.

 

[icyneesan]

He looked like that guy but completely different!!

 

[wolfboy23]

6'0" caucasian male. Heavy with brown hair that looks like he had just gotten out of bed.

 

[Aerodynamic]

5'7 Mexican boy, Brown hair fohawk style.

 

[The Procrastinated End]

Batman just came out a nowhere and then vanished.

 

[zHellas]

Pale, Male, around 5'10" to 6'00", 213 lb., dressed like The Flash his penis hanging out from a hole in the middle of the crotch.

(The ironic thing is, I'm not very fast at running!)

 

[Liham]

Kinda tall, had wizard eyes and a very bad fake arnie axcent.

 

[skywalkerlion]

5'8 Caucasian male, looked oddly confused. When running from the scene of the crime he looked incredibly taken by surprise, and while running away stumbled on about 6 different rocks.