You gaming hypocrisies

[teebeeohh]

I recently noticed that while i like to pretend the entire community of COD and Halo is made up of dim-witted knuckleheads and drunken frat boys i have a soft spot for the gears of war series and pretend people who like to chainsaw things from scrotum to shoulder are a much more sophisticated bunch. Which makes me a big hypocrite.

so escapist folk, what makes you a hypocrite?

 

[Easton Dark]

"God damn it, I got killed by that Rocket Launcher again! Screw everyone who uses it, it's a cheap weapon, and it should be taken out of the game!"

...

"Oooo hey, a Rocket Launcher."

I do stuff like that a lot.

 

[the spud]

"Oh, those damn campers, they are ruining the game. OH, I just killed a camper! I'll go take his spot."

 

[RatRace123]

"DAMN MAGE, STOP KILLING MY PARTY!"
"Ooh, a clustered group of enemies. DIE BY MY MAGICAL POWERS, BITCHES! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

 

[enriel]

Video Games 101 - it's only a cheap tactic if you're not using it. We're all hypocrites.

 

[Torrasque]

"Fucking Last Stand fags! USE A REAL PERK!"
*later*
'I AM SORRY ABOUT LAST STAND, I WANT THE PRO PERK CUZ I AM A COMPLETIONIST"

 

[Lightning Delight]

People who use snipers are terrible. They are the most annoying, cheap, cowardly fighters on the battlefield. It is impossible to try to have an honest, clean fight when you can't step out into the open for ten seconds. In fact, the only thing stronger than my hate for sniper rifles is how much I love using them.

 

[Sylar860]

I hate people who play online, plug their headset in, and then don't use it for teamwork. I mean really? What else are you going to use it for?
My hypocrisy?
I have never used my headset for teamwork, unless someone else starts talking first.

Another one-

Complaining about how everyone on your team sucks for not having a k/d like you that's above 2, even though it is statistically impossible for everyone to have a kdr of 2 or above.

 

[LobsterFeng]

"God damn it, I got killed by that Rocket Launcher again! Screw everyone who uses it, it's a cheap weapon, and it should be taken out of the game!"

...

"Oooo hey, a Rocket Launcher."

I do stuff like that a lot.

Mine's similar except with the energy sword...

 

[AdeptaSororitas]

"Uhg, fucking snipers! Fine, two can play at that game!" Proceeds to use snipers for the next 5 games regardless of what anyone else uses.

"Arhg! I hate campers!" After getting shot to death on my way to my sniping spot.

"Hey! That place is so BS, theres no way I can get you there!" When I'm a zombie on Infection Games, then proceed to go straight there next round when I'm human.

 

[Akkiko]

I vehemently claim to hate people who quit midway through games and leave one team severely undermanned, creating a one-sided match. ... But I kinda love it when it's the other team.

 

[Shreder55]

I hate COD and don't really care for FPS games in general but out of my puny collection of pc games, most of them are FPS games (unless you exclude both Portals and RPGS that are just in a First-Person perspective like Elder Scrolls and Fallout)

 

[chawlie fair]

"WOW you little m***** ****** ***** ***e** using a bloody n00b tube like a m***** ***** bet you look like a f***** carrot with a f***** *ag*****"
(get out my Ak/47 danger close nub t00b class)
"NOW TAKE IT BOI, YEAH, SQUEAL LIKE A PIG BOI, SQUEALLLLLLLL"

well besides the above, im really quick to call COD out for being lousy and doing the same thing each year when really, Bf3 is gonna be more or less the same as BFBC2

 

[MrMixelPixel]

"I HATE movie sequels sooo much. Why can't Hollywood get any new FUCKING ideas."

"OMFG NEW ZELDA do want."


Right there.

 

[LiberalSquirrel]

"DAMN MAGE, STOP KILLING MY PARTY!"
"Ooh, a clustered group of enemies. DIE BY MY MAGICAL POWERS, BITCHES! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Yep, pretty much this.

It's pretty much scientifically proven fact that mages are only cool in an RPG when they're on your side. If they are not, they are "$*%#!" inducing.

 

[Geekiest]

"God, why don't any of the female characters wear decent clothes?"

"Oh, hey! You can take off Alistair's armor! Shiny..."

 

[Voulan]

"I hate Halo, it's so stupid. People that play it are losers."

"Hell YES! I'm owning you all! Just look at that those stats! I'm WAAAY too awesome!"

I don't know how I live with myself, honestly.

 

[BanicRhys]

"Fuck you for questing in the same zone as me."

 

[Tr3mbl3Tr3mbl3]

"You guys are total douche-bags for playing World of Warcraft. It's like seriously the worst game ever. Play a real RPG like Dragon Age or Final Fantasy."

...and then 6 months later...

"Dude! That jerk BE with the BOA just re-organized our guild bank again! How are we going to PvP now? Can somebody run Dire Maul with me again, I just learned Titan's Grip and want to test out my BOP two-handed axes. FOR THE HORDE!"

 

[madwarper]

"Oblivion's combat gameplay is much better than that of Morrowind. Every time I start a character in Morrowind and try do anything he fails. He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with his spear."

"What? They 'steamlined' the combat gameplay, from Mass Effect 1 to Mass Effect 2, to make it a Gears of War clone just because some noobs couldn't shoot straight? They just need learn2play."