You get three wishes (of this kind)

[Queen Michael]

You get three wishes like this:
1. Something impossible, like dating Superman.
2. Something extremely possible, like a Snickers bar.
3. Something extremely unlikely but 100% possible, like winning all the lotteries.

What do you wish for?

Also, no wishes about wishing.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

1. I wish to become Emperor of the entire world

2. I wish for an Arnold Palmer Half Ice Tea and Lemonade

3. I wish for a better video camera (the kind they use for filming movies)

 

[smithy_2045]

1 - Infinite wishes.

After that, I'm set for life.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

1) To spend Christmas with my family this year.

2) To find out what my family wants for Christmas this year... I'VE GOT NOTHING!

3) To be released early from this F^&*%@$ MILITARY CONSCRIPTION EARLY!

2. My second wish would create a larger, more functional orphanage complex for my area. The one that's here now is a bit underfunded. I do what I can to help out though.

3. For my last wish, I would like to be on the first space mission that studies the sun in length. Maybe something akin to the movie Sunshine, but minus the dying part preferably. I would want to be closer to the sun though!

Sometimes I get creeped out by how nice and selfless you are... it can't be natural!

Also, suns are dangerous! Haven't you watched Doctor Who? 0_0

 

[Rose and Thorn]

1 - I would wish for immortality. This includes not ageing and not being able to die in any way, shape or form. But I would want my hair to still grow. Kinda like Dorian Gray, if a portrait was the trade off, I would DEAL with it.

2 - I wish for a pair of UGGs. Not sure if I want them in Chocolate or Chestnut though.

3 - A wealthy family member to die and have me inherite their money.

I also like long romantic walks along the beach.

 

[Playful Pony]

1) If someone atempts to commit a serious crime, they will immediately feel the consequences of that same crime, before they have time to start. So if someone tries to rape someone, a creature of horror will appear and rape them in turn... If they try to shoot someone, a bullet will appear from nowhere and shoot them. If they try to steal something, their arms will break... If your a rich SOB and still do horrible things to become even richer, you will be eaten from the inside by your own liver, which suddenly has grown a mouth and an unstoppable hunger for YOUR flesh... Insert more suitable punishments.

2) I REALLY want a new jacket... A cute one, a bit gothy cause I like that, but not going too far. Or a new messanger bag cause mine is really old and worn. A cute and cool one.

3) Honestly, I'd just take a decent lottery win on this one.. I know, really boring. I wouldn't mind having the money for whatever I felt like though, that would be freaking sweet! Custom-made super-realistic cosplay outfit, here I come! Or I'd like a free life-time subscription to some body-hair removal place X3. I like being all smooth and hairless on arms and legs, but I'm way too lazy to take care of that myself and the beauty salons are pretty expensive... I feel awkward being handled by other people also, but I'd get over that if I could be nice and silky always...

 

[StormShaun]

Well lets see.

1) Defeating evil...of course that's impossible. -_-
2) Give more money to charities. I always manage to never have money on me when they ask. D:<
3) Become Archangel Of Lightning (Hey it might be) or be involved in the first successful spaceship launch...or get enough money to last me, my family and etc for life...also to give to charity. ^_^

I would think of more but...lazy and stuff. hehe.

 

[Heronblade]

1. I would wish that global warming ceases to happen.

In today's news, global temperatures about to plummet to well below zero due to greenhouse gases mysteriously no longer trapping heat, death of nearly all life imminent.

Be careful what you wish for, or at least how you phrase it.

OT:
1.) Personal pocket dimension with a benevolent and loyal guardian that can redefine the attributes of said PD on command.

2.) A reliable calculus professor that actually knows calculus.

3.) A sample of stable, versatile, and reasonably bug free self-replicating nanobots, along with the software to control them. (Screw lottery winnings, those suckers would make me rich enough to buy out the entire Forbes 400, while also allowing me to benefit all mankind far more than any mere charity)

 

[Rastien]

Right

1) Power of teleportation
2) Washing machine (i don't own one its a ball ache)
3) My ex's get venereal diseases.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

1. Becoming omniscient and omnipotent.
2. A packet of double chocolate pop-tarts.
3. Win all the lotteries.

 

[Violator[xL]]

1. Immortality - yes I read the fine print and all my loved ones will die and oooh the drama. Still want it.

2. More naked lady time.

3. Moneys. Lots of moneys. Lottery, improved weapons sales, I don't care how. Just lots of it.

 

[White Lightning]

1. The power to bend reality. (would be halirious)
2. A bottle of Aunt Jemimas brand Syrup. (I have many waffles but no syrup)
3. The development of a penis enlarging pill that has no side effects. (not that I need it or anything...)

 

[DrRockor]

1. no strings attached metamorphosis

2. 6 2L bottles of irnbru, I'm thirsty

3. I would say win the lottery but I don't play the lottery so it isn't possible so Labor wins the next election and is able to put together a plan for the deficit that works.

 

[SlaveNumber23]

1. Strong telekinetic powers.

2. Love.

3. You know what winning all the lotteries sounds good to me.

 

[Judgment90]

1. The abilities of a god
2. A lifetime supply of doritos and meatball subs
3. To obtain irresistible good looks, charisma, and money

 

[Padwolf]

1. I wish the pokemon world were real
2. I NEED IRN BRU!!!
3. I wish to win the lottery, all of them and then keep winning each and every time.

 

[yuval152]

1. Have the powers of a god.

2. No homework for the rest of the year.

3. Win the lottery.

 

[Fappy]

This was too easy.

1. Acquire the Infinity Gauntlet

2. MOAR CATS!

3. Write awesome comics and get them published!

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

I would wish for what I always wish for:

1) Restorer Nanobots under my control, with a friendly heads-up GUI interface sent directly into my optic nerve, that can heal all diseases, restore all wounds, bring me back from the dead, prevent aging, and allow for body modifications (want to lose 10 pounds? Have the nanobots turn the fat into more nanobots), and the ability to pass the nanobots on to other users via blood or sexual contact, and for those individual to receive their own control GUI similar to mine.

Yes, I have thought about this WAY too much. If I ever meet a Genie, I've got everything covered.

And yes, that means I'd get unaging immortality, along with the ability to change my appearance if I get bored, and best of all I can bring my loved ones with me (via sex or blood transfusion).

2) Um... a new car? My car sucks.

3) And I'll rip off Fappy and ask for guaranteed publication. I hate sending out stories to publishers, so it would be nice to only have to do it once per story.