You got a half hour, do what you want...

[Insomniactk]

Lara Croft! She must die!

On the other hand, mastertang is right. I want the portal gun!

 

[data_not_found]

Alyx Vance and a little bit of wine. They can't fight back right? Goood.

 

[acer840]

Agent 47
I wanna know his name and favorite colour!

 

[MelodyMan]

ashe from ff12

 

[Dalron]

Grobnar from Neverwinter Nights 2, so he can teach me how to be the most bad ass mouth-flutist ever. And then with the time we have left we'd hunt for the Wendersnaven.

 

[Crocky]

Polish the pork sword

 

[MiracleOfSound]

The asari consort, one of those bubble pods and.. oh wait this is the wrong meeting...

I would strap Otis and Roman to two chairs, sellotape phones to thier heads and ring them for half an hour.

 

[barryween]

Lara Croft, Chun-Li and Cammy. You dont even know what I would do to them. Or, if I'm The rules say I cant do THAT, I would take Navi into that room. Its payback time *****...

Edit: Would the above with Lara and the others be rape? Cause rape is gross. I would like to bend the rules for that and change it to they will do whatever you want

 

[Ranooth]

The cheerleaders from Elite Beat Agents. Need i say more?

 

[Crocky]

Lara Croft, Chun-Li and Cammy. You dont even know what I would do to them. Or, if I'm The rules say I cant do THAT, I would take Navi into that room. Its payback time *****...

Edit: Would the above with Lara and the others be rape? Cause rape is gross. I would like to bend the rules for that and change it to they will do whatever you want

Its only rape if they say no, bit of tape and they cant say anything. Enjoy your fantasy.

 

[Dudemeister]

My Fable 2 character.
So I could ask him why he's so evil.

 

[damselgaming]

Lara Croft, Chun-Li and Cammy. You dont even know what I would do to them. Or, if I'm The rules say I cant do THAT, I would take Navi into that room. Its payback time *****...

Edit: Would the above with Lara and the others be rape? Cause rape is gross. I would like to bend the rules for that and change it to they will do whatever you want

Its only rape if they say no, bit of tape and they cant say anything. Enjoy your fantasy.

I'd like to think of it as 'surprise sex'.

And i'd say Naked Snake- I would pick Solid Snake but he was genetically engineered to not be able to reproduce- so he probably can't get it up.

 

[Hyper-space]

boxxy + lara croft + power girl = delicious raep

 

[Crocky]

Lara Croft, Chun-Li and Cammy. You dont even know what I would do to them. Or, if I'm The rules say I cant do THAT, I would take Navi into that room. Its payback time *****...

Edit: Would the above with Lara and the others be rape? Cause rape is gross. I would like to bend the rules for that and change it to they will do whatever you want

Its only rape if they say no, bit of tape and they cant say anything. Enjoy your fantasy.

I'd like to think of it as 'surprise sex'.

And i'd say Naked Snake- I would pick Solid Snake but he was genetically engineered to not be able to reproduce- so he probably can't get it up.

Right ok, he can't reproduce, that should be great, you wont have to worry about contraceptives and as for STIs there has only even been hints that Snake has slept with anyone so you'll probably be alright.

I might as well add in my 2 pence now; Tiffa, the FFVII AC model, The girl who plays Silver in the TV show 90210 and to top things off Silk Spectre. You might of noticed I have a thing for brunets, oh and Jordan Brewster.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

I'd like to think of it as 'surprise sex'.

Your name isn't Alma by any chance?

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Mario. We would both escape the room, go save his brother, and then paint the town red with the blood of hookers.
Also, shortly before we get caught, I would confess my love to Marios moustache and we would have a beautiful wedding in prison.

 

[Snowalker]

Luara Croft. That we can talk about old myths and all the places she's been. *wink* *wink*

 

[Undead Dragon King]

Shut me in a room with HK-47. Best conversation of my life. I might die laughing if he didn't kill me outright.

Hell yeah. I would have HK-47 sit down and watch the final 30 minutes of "Kill Bill" with me and we'd do a MST3K-eque commentary on it.

 

[astaldodhol]

Hmm.. This is a hard one. Glados, just because I can, and she's awesome.

 

[barryween]

Lara Croft, Chun-Li and Cammy. You dont even know what I would do to them. Or, if I'm The rules say I cant do THAT, I would take Navi into that room. Its payback time *****...

Edit: Would the above with Lara and the others be rape? Cause rape is gross. I would like to bend the rules for that and change it to they will do whatever you want

Its only rape if they say no, bit of tape and they cant say anything. Enjoy your fantasy.

Wow... just.... never come near me..... I think Ill just stick to my "bent rules version" thank you very much...