You got a half hour, do what you want...

[Stevato]

The Demoman from TF2... we'll just get drunk

 

[Eagle Est1986]

Raiden (MGS4) so he could teach me to be an awesome ninja.

 

[Cheesebob]

Duke Nukem

So he can teach me the ways of chewing bubblegum and kicking ass

 

[Tarmon'gaidin]

Sephiroth, so he could teach me all he knows.

He's just so awsome. (Oh and so you know I'm not a fanboy )

 

[KeithA45]

Little Mac (from Mike Tyson's Punchout)

Mainly to congratulate him, perhaps to pick up some boxing lessons from him.

Wait for your opponent to punch, dodge the punch, then punch him in the face until he starts blocking.

I should be a boxing trainer...

 

[KeithA45]

I swear I'm not a perv, but I honestly expected more:...

"[Hot chick] from [popular game] so we could [obscure reference to sex]"

 

[Crocky]

Lara Croft, Chun-Li and Cammy. You dont even know what I would do to them. Or, if I'm The rules say I cant do THAT, I would take Navi into that room. Its payback time *****...

Edit: Would the above with Lara and the others be rape? Cause rape is gross. I would like to bend the rules for that and change it to they will do whatever you want

Its only rape if they say no, bit of tape and they cant say anything. Enjoy your fantasy.

Wow... just.... never come near me..... I think Ill just stick to my "bent rules version" thank you very much...

Well you asked, I just told you and then offered an alternative.

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

Jack from bioshock so i can steal his Plasmids and shoot bees out of my hand too

 

[Bagaloo]

Child Alma... she creeped the fuck outta me so I want my half hour to get my revenge! >.>

Wait, what?!
You want to be locked in a room for 30 minutes with that demon?!
I think you just bought yourself a one-way ticket to mind-fuckery.

Myself, I'm not entirely sure.
I would like to get the Prince from the new PoP to slap him up a bit for completely ruining the end of the game.

A similar thing for Cloud from FF7 as well: I would tell him to grow a pair, move on from Aeiris and pay attention to his childhood sweetheart who is desperate for his attention.
Or just cut out the middle man and talk straight to Tifa about how much of an ass Cloud is and how she should stop wasting her time.

 

[countrysteaksauce]

Jack Swift from Red Dead Revolver, he could teach me to be a badass gunslinger.

Extra win for Red Dead Revolver reference.

I'd make Maiq the Liar keep talking to me. That alone would be worthy of a book of quotations.

 

[Fronken]

Lara Croft, for obvious reasons.

 

[stormcaller]

Sargeras, kick him in the face and take Gorribal.

 

[R4GNOR0K]

cloud, i would steal his sword kill him a go on a killing spree then make the gaming companies give me Gordan freeman's gravity gun

 

[Jacklin]

I'd have a cup of tea with Chell and her inanimate friends

 

[PersianLlama]

I swear I'm not a perv, but I honestly expected more:...

"[Hot chick] from [popular game] so we could [obscure reference to sex]"

Tifa from FFVII so I could release my load into her.

Actually, probably Chell so I could steal her portal gun.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

Raiden,

Spoiler: Think about what everyone wants to do, then click.

6 months after MGS4, so then I can talk to him, and see if he is feeling better about himself, and maybe have a nice conversation about current events and how it felt to be a robotic ninja. Generally just a nice conversation with a wuss gone Emo Bad-ass and see if his life is better and recovering. Also I would ask how his kid is doing.

What? Were you expecting me to kill him or something?

Judging by the amount of "Disturbing" posts, I'm guessing something else.

 

[Auron555]

I'd choose Chell from Portal, just to talk about the gun... yea.

 

[johnman]

Marcus Fenix, just to teach him how to spell his name right, then kick the shit out of him and show his head to all the fanboys/ then sell it on e-bay

 

[RAWKSTAR]

Brucie from GTA, just to high five him for 30 straight minutes.