you have 5 seconds left to live

[shotgunbob]

What do you do?

(You can be anywhere in the world in this situation.)

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

I'd yell every single profanity I could, as fast as I could, as much as I could.

 

[Instant K4rma]

Id use the search bar, it takes about as long.

Harsh.

OT: I would sing the first Beatles song that came to mind. I WILL BE REMEMBERED AS THE WALRUS!!!

 

[Airbear101]

Wish for more wishes

 

[danielpie12]

-redacted-

 

[pantallica95]

"I LOVE PORN!" Just to go out in style.

 

[mrhockey220]

Quote a line from South Park. Just in case they replaced my heart with a baked potato.

If you saw the movie you'd no what im talking about.

 

[azurawolf]

lay down and die.
that is about all i would have time for.

 

[AkJay]

I'd run out in the street and laugh maniacly, who knows, maybe someone will take notice of it, and think i was the cause of the apocalypse.

Assuming it is a meteor/nuke coming toward us.

 

[iJosh]

Id use the search bar, it takes about as long.

Harsh.

OT: I would sing the first Beatles song that came to mind. I WILL BE REMEMBERED AS THE WALRUS!!!

Coo coo Kachoo.

OT: I'd probably make meagan foxx flash me or Get super baked.

 

[The87Italians]

I would run.

 

[confernal]

crack my neck with my hands so it would look like I broke it myself....

 

[Macaco]

I'd yell every single profanity I could, as fast as I could, as much as I could.

 

[ToxinArrow]

I'd probably

 

[TheLastCylon]

I'd grab the nearest bear and American flag, proceed to kill the bear with said flag, and then sorta freeze into plaster like the elves did in Hellboy II

 

[Steve Dark]

Turn to the nearest person/people and say "Hey! You wanna see a magic trick?"

Hopefully they'll be small children.