You have just jumped out of a building.....

[Saucycarpdog]

What are your last words as you tumble down to earth?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

GOOD THING I BROUGHT THIS PARACHUTE!

 

[latiasracer]

/gamemode latiasracer 1

Creative mode FTW.

Nah, it'd probably be.... BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[Realitycrash]

"My life is flashing before my eyes, and I wish I could speed it up".

 

[Andy Shandy]

And Kratos cast himself from the highest...SPLAT!

 

[GodofDisaster]

Probably something along the lines of FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!! hold on did I remember to lock the door before I left the house? Eh not that it matters. (Lands on ground.)

 

[Aiedail256]

"letta"
Platter of cookies for the reference

 

[Hazy992]

'SOMEONE FAT GET IN MY WAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!'

Cookie if you get the reference ^_^

 

[Stravant]

"letta"
Platter of cookies for the reference

Those books weren't even that good! D:

 

[Mr.Mattress]

"The-Uh, The-uh, The-That's all a F-" *Kersplat*

or

"Good thing I brought my Transmogrifier!" *Aims at his face, accidentally kills himself*

Those were the funniest ones I could think of.

 

[Yokai]

Well, if I had five seconds to live, the best I could come up with would probably be "FUUUUUUCCCKKKKK YEEEEEAAAAHH"

Spoiler: And they would find my corpse with this expression.

 

[CulixCupric]

Last four words? "Look! I can FLY!!!"

 

[Malyc]

"letta"
Platter of cookies for the reference

The Inheritance series, "Letta" means stop in the Ancient Language.
(Didn't make it past your post before responding, so I don't know if anyone beat me to it)

Ot: Well shit, this has turned into a bad day... Wait a sec, the only roof I would be on is only 2 stories up. Worst thing that is likely is I'll break a leg...

 

[cryogeist]

Gamer response
Sovngarde awaits!

actual response:
SHIIIIIIIIIII-*splat*

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Good thing I'm on the ground floor.

 

[Guffe]

*Looks at friend besides me*
"Aim for the bushes!"
*fist-bump*
*jump*
*splat*

 

[Bluntman1138]

'SOMEONE FAT GET IN MY WAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!'

Cookie if you get the reference ^_^

Bender, Futurama....(then he lands on a skinny hot chick standing right next to the big fat guy) I have every episode memorized. I have literally watched every episode THAT many times...LOL. BTW, i will take double stuff chocolate Oreo cookies

OT: I guess it would all depend on WHY i was jumping off a building.

 

[GoAwayVifs]

"Oh no, not again."

Because I am a nerd like that.