You just got decapitated and your brain is still working for a few seconds, any last thoughts?

[zombiejoe]

the question is in the title.

My thoughts

"Must-think-of-pun-before-I-die!" *dead*

 

[Purple Shrimp]

"ouch"

 

[revjay]

Another saturday night and I ain't got no body?..

 

[Jake0fTrades]

"There's a penny underneath the couch."

 

[Valknott]

I'd probably try to smile or make a hilarious face. Maybe stick my tongue out while winking.

 

[Dango]

If only I had my arms so I could post about this on the Escapist...

 

[KingFall]

' Must...bite...ankle...fffffuuuuuuuuuu- '

Going all 1000 Ways to Die on his/hers/its ass.

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

Realistically, something like:

"HOLY CRAP MY HEAD IS NO LONGER ATTACHED TO MY FREAKIN BO-" *dies*

 

[lacktheknack]

I'd stick my tongue out at the attacker.

 

[WolfEdge]

OH FUCK I'M DECAPITATED THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO DO TODAYAAAAHHGGGGG...!

 

[Nouw]

Realistically, something like:

"HOLY CRAP MY HEAD IS NO LONGER ATTACHED TO MY FREAKIN BO-" *dies*

Pretty much this, I'd be too busy thinking of witty one liners to think of something amazing.

 

[Kwaren]

"Well, sh*t."

 

[little.09]

Dude that was not cool

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

I would probably just gurgle something and die.

 

[Ladette]

If only i'd been more headstrong.

This is no way to get ahead in life.

 

[smearyllama]

"Well, I obviously deserved this."

Then I hum:

 

[BX3]

I think about this from time to time actually. I can honestly say I'd be part distraught cuz I'm about to die and part amazed because seriously, I'm a moving head! Holy S--t!

 

[Simskiller]

"Well fuck that didn't work out as planned at ALL."