You know you have played too many JRPGs when......

[Ando85]

You start calling 7-11 the item shop.

feel free to come up with your own

 

[Sassafrass]

When you get angry whenever someone calls Hope a whiny emo brat.[footnote]Seriously, I get pissed off whenever someone says that.[/footnote]
And also when you wait for your ATB gauge to fill so you can move.

 

[neonsword13-ops]

When you try to grind in order in increase your charisma skill.

Happened to me twice today.

 

[badgersprite]

You get pissed off at your friends for interrupting you, because it's your goddamn turn.

You cringe every time you take a step in anticipation of a random battle.

You're confused why the dead animal on the road doesn't carry gold and a magical fire ring.

You don't bother talking to anybody you don't know more than once because you're sure they'll just repeat the same dialogue again.

 

[charda11]

You think characters with weapons smaller than their arm span are unusual.

 

[AbstractStream]

When you take a test and after you answer a question you hear (or your inner monologue is) *You feel confident about your answer.*

 

[DarkRyter]

You don't jump.

EVER.

 

[Road_Block]

You hum the final fantasy victory song after doing anything.

 

[Shadow flame master]

You do you're hair in a spiky fashion. Or you drink gatorade during a fight thinking it's potion.

 

[Stoike]

You lose fights because they don't take turns like you do

 

[Littlee300]

You hum the final fantasy victory song after doing anything.

If I ever get a genie lamp I will ask him to make that sound after every accomplishment I make.
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Do I enter the first word backwards or what?

 

[krazykidd]

When u see a txt bubble over the head of the person you are talking to. Happened to me twice in the past , no more 24 hour rpg-a-thons for me.

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

Your friend trusts you enough to tell you a secret.

SOCIAL LINK: RANK UP!

Me and a friend do that. If we have a long talk or a heart to heart we then guess what it would be.
"That was definitely Rank 6 material, man."
Good times. XD

 

[Zandarck]

You don't jump.

EVER.

Steady now! You seem to be erasing the Dragoon class from existence =(

My go!

You seem shocked at every obvious plot twist.

You call your car a chocobo.

 

[The Pinray]

When you finish off the final boss in a western RPG and expect it to come back in it's new and improved form.

Again.

And again.

And again.

 

[teqrevisited]

When the reason you avoid chav kids (Read: Scum of the earth) in hoodies isn't because you think they'll try to rob you, it's because you think they probably know some crazy high level magic.

 

[Manji187]

When you go into a stranger's house and start rummaging through/ appropriating his or her stuff. Works best in Canada, where hardly anybody locks their doors. Like in most JRPGs.

 

[whtkid6969]

When a girl asks you if you want to go hang out, you wonder if you'll end up being the major roles in a play.

 

[Da_Schwartz]

When you had a bumper sticker that said "My other ride is a chocobo. (Airship is in the shop)"

*Hides head in shame and slowly walks out the back door*