You know your'e a gamer when

[Domogo]

I was just in my kitchen and on the counter I saw a baked potato a biscuit and some old pizza, all cold. However my first thought was these would be an epic pick up in a survival game.

I.E. you know your'e a gamer when you see old food and think health pick up.

(I think that is pretty self explanatory no?)

EDIT: there happy? stop commenting on it.

also in a note I noticed that almost every one who said something about my grammer said your'e a gamer when you play games interesting?

 

[Rawne1980]

You know you're a gamer when .... you play games.

What do I win?

 

[Lionsfan]

You know you're a gamer when you ***** about things like Video Game Covers
[sub][sub][sub][sub]too soon?[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[IndomitableSam]

You know you're a gamer when you're watching Walking Dead (the show) and when the group is taking the prison and the zombies in riot gear round the corner, you actually call out "mini boss!".

... Yeah, I did that.

 

[Esotera]

You know you're a gamer when your primary interaction with foreigners is Russians on Dota 2. And probably also when you hate all the video game commercials that are coming up this Christmas.

 

[D Moness]

When you dream about games. Didn't touch fallout 3 for while after that happened >.<

 

[Keoul]

You know you're a gamer when you've played the same game for over 3 years.
[sub][sub][sub][sub]Teamfortress 2 what have you done to me...[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[The Wykydtron]

You know you're a gamer when you can instantly tell if a game is going to be something special just by looking at the cover. I'm pretty damn good at sort of feeling how much I would like a particular game before buying it. I expect all of you to master this art as well. Especially you Brian!



Also, you know you're a gamer when you start absentmindedly singing or humming game related songs...

[sub]Lee Sin! Ranged, Melee, Tanky DPS, Assassin, Mage, Tank, Support, Jungler all wrapped up in one defective man[/sub]

It's kind of sad that I can name pretty much all the skills of all the Champions in LoL without really trying. Even the ones I have never once played... I'm naturally good with names (as in, you could mention someone's name in passing once and i'll have picked it up instantly and never get it wrong when first addressing that person) but still.

Speaking of names, you ever notice that Akali has a move called Crescent Slash and Diana has a move called Crescent Strike? Maybe Riot should rename it? *remembers the fiasco over renaming Lux's ult* Ok never mind. Riot can't name things twice...

[sub]Infinite Light... So bad.[/sub]

As difficult to spell as Finallies, F-Finalie fuck it, was to spell you could always shorten to FF. Calling it the Lux Laser works too

You know you're a gamer when your primary interaction with foreigners is Russians on Dota 2. And probably also when you hate all the video game commercials that are coming up this Christmas.

Nah Russians are too mainstream... A mix of French, German and English people all in the same game is the real display of foreignality. (it's a word shut up) It's a mess of nobody understanding anything except fall back and attack pings until somebody pulls a Pulp Fiction and says "ENGLISH ************! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

EU West is funny that way. 5 man premade teams is the way to go. Still language is no barrier compared to complete retardation. Great example right here:


PING,PING,PING,PING! PING PING PING PING!

 

[Aetera]

You know you're a gamer when, after getting too close to an angry person and having their rage turn on you, your first thought is, "damn, pulled aggro."


Or, when you think of your shortness of breath due to smoking as having a constant debuff.

I am guilty of both of these.

 

[Dead Seerius]

[sub][sub][sub][sub]too soon?[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

It's never too soon.


OT-When you accidentally refer to "recharging" your phone as "reloading."
Thankfully, it's been years since I've let that one slip.

 

[Shadowstar38]

When you go outside after wearing glasses for the first time and you say out loud

"Everything is 'rendered' better"

 

[SckizoBoy]

When you dream about games.

Better yet... when you dream game cross-overs! I've had some rather wack ones... -_-

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

When you actually try to navigate the atrium of Waterloo station without being seen by any one of the 40 million cameras that are watching that one fucking room.

Spoiler

You can't.

 

[Athol]

When after a long Fallout 3/NV session, you find yourself pocketing bottlecaps and bobby pins. (Been guitly of that more than once.)

 

[Fluffythepoo]

When you're looking at the mountains in real life and say "this looks almost as good as the ones in skyrim"

 

[Jfswift]

You know you're a gamer when you're watching Walking Dead (the show) and when the group is taking the prison and the zombies in riot gear round the corner, you actually call out "mini boss!".

... Yeah, I did that.

Hehe, or when you're keeping a mental inventory of all gear they've acquired and also analyzing everyone's skill proficiency levels. When did Andrea become pro?

 

[uchytjes]

You know you are a gamer when you forego a meal or two when a new game comes out. Also when it fills your mind to the point where you dream of it. That happened with me and FTL. I love that game soooooooo much.

 

[Fijiman]

When you dream about games.

I've had that happen to me a few times. Pretty crazy dreams those were.

OT: You know you're a gamer when you've been enjoying a game and realize it's well after midnight and you haven't eaten in hours.

 

[yamy]

When you're looking at the mountains in real life and say "this looks almost as good as the ones in skyrim"

Done that.

Also:

Looking at the halo effect of light filtering through leaves on a tree on a nice afternoon and thinking ''hey this looks exactly like the new sun-glare mod I installed earlier''

 

[BreakfastMan]

You know you are a real hard-core game when the number of games you own begins to exceed the confines of your room... What, why are you looking at me like that? I don't have a problem, I swear! D:

Also, when the first thing you compare anything to is something from a videogame. Think that works to.