You only die twice...

[UnwishedGunz]

Your dead...yet you've suddenly come back from the dead to tell your story. how did you die, who/what killed and what did you do to avenge yourself?

I've always wanted to die in a zombie apocalypse, i would be betrayed by a trusted friend. then i'd come back and eat his brains as a zombie

 

[Kolby Jack]

^ Depressing.

I die in a fist-fight with Mike Tyson, not because he beat me, but because he cheated and unleashed his tiger on me when I wasn't looking. Took the tiger with me though.

 

[Drop_D-Bombshell]

I hope to die in some epic way, like fighting off a tank by myself and taking us both down.

In reality i'd probably die choking by eating too many skittles.

 

[Edible Avatar]

I'd die from the coming Big Bang >:I ....then somehow survive it?
Take that fate!

 

[DrgoFx]

My girlfriend's sister kills me in my sleep because I'm agnostic and she believes I am a terrible, demonic human being that is polluting her sister who never followed religion in the first place. To avenge myself, I would say nothing of it and leave her confused and warped and hopefully have her explode from insanity to be hospitalized.