You own a pub, what's it called?

[R4ptur3]

Saw the pirate ship thread and thought, why the hell not.

You own a great pub/bar, and all you need now is a name to bring in the locals and drunk folk alike (most of the time the same thing). In fact the pub's so good that no one cares whether or not the name is rude, it can be whatever you want.

Mine would be the Redcoat's Demise, it just sounds good, and what with being British and all, i think it goes quite well.

 

[Blunderboy]

The Dark Tower.

Refered to as 'The Tower'.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Look There's Fucking Alcohol In Here Come Drink It Before I Do.

The LTFAIHCDIBID would be the most popular drinking hole for miles.

 

[Serving UpSmiles]

Geoffs Brawth All

 

[SpireOfFire]

Bloodpuke.

named after the two most common liquids spilled on the floor.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Flogging Molly's:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Zs1xfxaq4

Copyright's be damned.

 

[Surreysmith]

The Sleazy Sister. Not the most reputable establishment but you'll end up with her in the end anyway.

 

[ChupathingyX]

Sav's.

It's short, catchy and it's my nickname among friends.

 

[dday4you]

THE MANA BAR!!! oh w8.....

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

"The drunken top hat "

 

[Wuggy]

The Prancing Pony

Because, why the hell not?

 

[Malk_Content]

The Natural Twenty

 

[Your once and future Fanboy]

the Fanboy in me would go for either 7th heaven or Paddy's (if you get the references).
But I think it would be "the Fan-dom E"

 

[Phantomess]

First thought was 'The Steel Horse'. As in "I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride" from Wanted Dead or Alive.

...

Actually, yeah. Put me down for The Steel Horse.

 

[Oliman43]

The Gravy Train, there would be no roast meals, just jugs of gravy available to order.

 

[Mr.Incognitus]

I would call it 'For Sale'

 

[Wuvlycuddles]

Ye Olde Pube.

I think i win this thread

 

[Flailing Escapist]

I've had this conversation with friends before and we've settled on
1. The Tit
2. Andraste's Tit
or
3. The Rancor Pit

 

[Flailing Escapist]

Ye Olde Pube.

I think i win this thread

It depends on how you pronounce Pube