You took over the world....now what?

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shadowstriker86

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So you managed within a weekend to not only find a coupon for 4 free tacos at jack in the box, but also become Ruler of the World. Now what? You had a set of plans to take over but accidentally threw away your plans as to what to do afterward in the shredder along with the map and passwords to your super secret stash of porn. What was it you had planned to do once the world was under your control?
 

Phlakes

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Build a giant volcano lair shaped like a top hat. That should keep me occupied for a while.
 

Rednog

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Gather all the leaders of the various nations of the world and set up a plan to get everyone's shit together. Weed out the bullshit companies that have screwed up the world, I'm looking at you oil companies. Set up a basic quality of life that everyone can and should be able to enjoy (seriously we have the potential to feed the world but people's ignorance and self righteousness stops it) and set up a system in which people work to contribute to this basic quality of life.
 

IBlackKiteI

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Heheh reminds me of Peter Griffins underground super secure porn stash...

Oh um, anyway I'd have someone make me a sandwich, then say 'Bah rubbish! Do it again!' just to abuse my power.
 

Sassafrass

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Give it to Pinky and the Brain. They've been trying longer then I have.

Plus I only wanted to rule the world so I can slap every nations leader with a kipper, just to say I did it. ...Then slap all the big football clubs, i.e Manchester United and City, Chelsea, R. Madrid, Barcelona etc etc, with a fucking wage cap to stop the £200,000+ a week wages. ...then I'd ***** slap the England football team for being so shit.

So...yeah. That, then had over power to Pinky and the Brain.
 

TAGM

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Personaly, my plan is:
1) Be really, really, really nice to everyone. Yeah, so I took over the world, but there's no reason to be a dick about it.
2) Try out the good old "Fuck Money" pollicy.
3) Reintoduce money exacaly the way it was around 3 days later when it enevitably goes wrong.
4) Scrap steps 2 and 3. (Finish this step first.)
5) Make a weather machine, introduce snow at christmas, AND ONLY CHRISTMAS.
6) Try and make everything into a eutopia.
7) Sit on ass, get presents on birthday/Chrismas.
8) Die.
9) Get frozen.
10) Get revived.
11) Take over world again.
12) Repeat.
 

Hallow'sEve

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Eliminate all remaining or possible opposition
Enact "cleansing" of remaining citizens
Commission all countries in accordance to my great design
(and of course) build a huge statue of me with slave labor
 

hyzaku

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Rednog said:
Gather all the leaders of the various nations of the world and set up a plan to get everyone's shit together. Weed out the bullshit companies that have screwed up the world, I'm looking at you oil companies. Set up a basic quality of life that everyone can and should be able to enjoy (seriously we have the potential to feed the world but people's ignorance and self righteousness stops it) and set up a system in which people work to contribute to this basic quality of life.
Pretty much this. I'd also get some proper education systems going and put a lot more funding into beneficial research like non-petroleum fuels and such.
 

Jroo wuz heer

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giant palace in the north pole, solar panels all over every desert in the world, education and stuff in 3rd world countries, tons of military reserves in case of rebellion, and of course a shitload of concubines
 

subject_87

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First, execute anyone who quotes Portal for no reason; then, treat the whole world like a combination of Minecraft and GTA, arbitrarily killing and running over people while having them build my huge underground lava-fueled base.
 

daywalker1776

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Do you remember Franklin D. Roosevelt's 2nd Bill of Rights. Well, I'll start with those, and then probably make all the oil executives pay for all the damages they caused to the world, and then send them to jail for a very long, long, long time. All the workers of said oil companies will be fine, give them public works jobs until they can find something else. Also, while we are on that subject, transfer all people on unemployment and not actively seeking a job within the next month would be immediately transferred to public works until they can find another job. If they refuse, then they don't get the unemployment checks. And, simultaneously, negotiate with the unions of all workers of the world to set up a system of governance that prevents lazy workers from being defended from said unions. Also, establish a new world currency, and invest in nuclear energy until a more efficient green energy is found (in case you're wondering, I would also invest heavily in green and nuclear energy R&D). Finally, remember the space program, how we were going to send a guy to Mars, and colonize the moon, and other stuff like that, well say hello to space program Mk. II.
 

Alon Shechter

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Torture every single person in the Steam company for being so fucking stupid and disabling my account for what might be the most retarded reason in the history of anything.
I am being disabled because Steam has to follow PayPal's retarded stupidity.
 

lacktheknack

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Redeem the coupon for the tacos, obviously.

Then, I don't know. Anything I do is going to piss off over half the world.