You wake up and... OMG WTH?

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HassEsser

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I wake up, and Ronald McDonald was in my room, naked, and his red pubes filled the entire room, I couldn't breathe. But shortly after, he decided my window was his best exit. I followed him with my eyes, wherein he got in this giant golden arch shuttle, of sorts, then dissolved into the air. I decided, again, breathing wasn't a good idea, but what was I to do? My window was broken!

OMG WTH?
 

Mordwyl

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I wake up in chains, on a pirate ship, in the Caribbean, as a helpless beautiful girl, on a Tuesday.
 

Xorghul

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I once woke up and thought I saw a head in the aquarium by the foot of my bed. Considering that I had been dreaming that I was being eaten by zombies, it really freaked me out.
 

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Daverson said:
For some reason, whenever I drink Vodka I wake up covered in blood. Probably my own, though I've never checked that.
Holy shit. I think you're a serial killer.
 

Lemon Of Life

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I once woke up being licked enthusiastically by a dog. I'm sure I'm not the only one, but nevertheless, it's really weird.
 

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t_rexaur said:
I've also once woke up, tried to move and realised that not only could I not move my right arm, I couldn't feel it either.

Nothing serious, I had just been sleeping on it for so long it went completely to sleep. It was still the weirdest thing. I had to use my other arm to move it about, but the feeling came back to it eventually.
I hate that so much, it tends to happen at least once a week as i almost always sleep on my side, you get used to it though (when it first happened i thought i'd had a stroke or something in the night).

Worst wake up thing i've ever experienced was when i was on holiday with my family in Tunisia about 7/8 years ago. Woke up whilst standing in pitch darkness, having no idea how i'd got there. Reaching out of the darkness would do nothing, and i didn't really want to move due to not having a clue where i was, and my eyes wouldn't adjust to the darkness either.
After what felt like an eternity i inched myself forward enough to feel something solid in front of me, i followed it and found a lightswitch which almost blinded me. It turned out i must have sleepwalked into our hotel rooms bathroom (and as such there were no windows). I have no idea how long i was in there in the end but it was one of the most horrible experiences of my life, and what i imagine total sense deprevation to be like.
 

LorChan

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I once woke to find my dog had jumped on the bed and slept on my arm all night. That arm was sore all morning.
 

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IrirshTerrorist said:
I once woke up to find myself on a boat in Amsterdam, several hours later I remembered how I got there, its a funny story actually... I won't bother telling it though seeing as most of you (99%) probably don't care.
Uhm id like to hear that!
 

TheScarecrow

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ACK! I'm 1/16 Irish, yet Guinness tastes like putrescent spit in my mouth. Good on you, though! For a bet, I might have been inclined to do it...damned competitiveness...[/quote]

I'm 100% Irish and I don't really enjoy Guinness. Now whisky...

Samuel Cook said:
When I was 5, I woke up, but I couldn't remember how to open my eyes. Scariest 10 seconds of my life.
That happened to me once.
 

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HassEsser said:
I wake up, and Ronald McDonald was in my room, naked, and his red pubes filled the entire room, I couldn't breathe. But shortly after, he decided my window was his best exit. I followed him with my eyes, wherein he got in this giant golden arch shuttle, of sorts, then dissolved into the air. I decided, again, breathing wasn't a good idea, but what was I to do? My window was broken!

OMG WTH?
I loled my ass off, should I see a docter.
Good post buddy
 

zombiejoe

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Standby said:
t_rexaur said:
I've also once woke up, tried to move and realised that not only could I not move my right arm, I couldn't feel it either.

Nothing serious, I had just been sleeping on it for so long it went completely to sleep. It was still the weirdest thing. I had to use my other arm to move it about, but the feeling came back to it eventually.
I hate that so much, it tends to happen at least once a week as i almost always sleep on my side, you get used to it though (when it first happened i thought i'd had a stroke or something in the night).

Worst wake up thing i've ever experienced was when i was on holiday with my family in Tunisia about 7/8 years ago. Woke up whilst standing in pitch darkness, having no idea how i'd got there. Reaching out of the darkness would do nothing, and i didn't really want to move due to not having a clue where i was, and my eyes wouldn't adjust to the darkness either.
After what felt like an eternity i inched myself forward enough to feel something solid in front of me, i followed it and found a lightswitch which almost blinded me. It turned out i must have sleepwalked into our hotel rooms bathroom (and as such there were no windows). I have no idea how long i was in there in the end but it was one of the most horrible experiences of my life, and what i imagine total sense deprevation to be like.

pretty


cool story.
 

Kevlar Eater

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I once woke up and I couldn't even feel my entire right arm. I panicked and chewed on it a little until I could feel something.
 

Mr.Mattress

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I once woke up realizing I was sitting on the toilet with my pants down. One of the weirdest nights I ever had.
 

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Samuel Cook said:
When I was 5, I woke up, but I couldn't remember how to open my eyes. Scariest 10 seconds of my life.
fuck i hate when that happens!

its even worse cause i can still see my dreams. the first time it happened i had watched zombie bloodbath, so my dreams were of relentless zombie attacks and people being ripped apart.

jesus christ imagine the horror i felt...
 

RJ Dalton

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I fell asleep on the couch yesterday and my brother's dog comes and rests its head right between my legs. Right when I wake up, she all of the sudden leaps up and snaps at my face (playfully) and it freaks me out so bad I fall off of the couch.
 

Marine Mike

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My team was manning an observation post from an Iraqi's roof for a few days, so those of us not watching the road make ourselves comfortable wherever we can and try to sleep. So I get off post just as the sun is coming up and lay down with my pack as a pillow, only to wake up with my face stuck in the roof... Thats right, after the sun came up it got so hot the tar on the roof started to melt and my head had slipped off my pack and started sinking into the roof.