you wake up tomorrow and you're a furry.

[chinangel]

So, yeah question is self-explanatory. Now for those who don't know what a furry is, a furry is an individual who is basically a bipedadl animal with human characteristics: basically look at crystal fox, conker, robin hood there are tonnes of examples.

So tomorrow you wake up as a random furry, but you're not alone: about 50 percent of the world's population have suddenly grown fur in places they didn't know they could. And tails! Don't forget tails.

It's not curable/reversible either so you will be like this until the day you die.

So...what do you do?

EDIT: Since people are asking, yes you can be reptiles, avians or anything else, and it's unlikely you would get to choose what you look like.

 

[Thaluikhain]

None of my clothes would fit!

What kind of furry, though? Is my tail prehensile, stingered, or just a big counterweight?

But...if I were part cat, I could make terrible, terrible puns all day long and get away with it.

 

[chinangel]

So yeah, what the title says: tomorrow you wake up and you're covered in fur; though you're not alone. About fifty percent of the world's population now has fur and tails (for those who are unaware of what a furry is, it's a bipedal animal with human traits. See also: Conker, Krystal, Robin Hood, Sonic, and about a million other characters).

It's not reversable, it's not curable, you will live like this for the rest of your life.

So, what do you do?

 

[ShipofFools]

Drugs.

And then try to get into that whole furry sex scene. Might as well, you know?

OP: Can I be some kind of reptile furry thing? A lizard or turtle or something would be cool.

 

[Blood Brain Barrier]

Use it as an excuse to live in the wild somewhere. Goddamn animals already have more rights than we do, if a human wanted to live in a forest they would be dragged back to civilization.

 

[krazykidd]

Then i wake up tomorrow and no longer have the will to live . Nope , won't do it! Goodbye cruel world!

 

[Pinkamena]

Well the clothes industry would have to do some serious re-planning.
I'd probably start searching for a person who got turned into something that resembles an anthro Rainbow Dash. For reasons.

 

[kailus13]

What kind of furry? A lizard, a dog, a cat, a bird? What people would do would depend on what kind of furry they turn into.

It would only be a matter of time before there's literal playboy bunnies.

 

[BathorysGraveland2]

I guess I'd go to a hospital and see about getting the tail amputated. Hopefully that wouldn't be too expensive. Then I'd start shaving in places where hair is undesirable, though something tells me that would be a constant nightmare of a battle in and of itself.

 

[kailus13]

I guess I'd go to a hospital and see about getting the tail amputated. Hopefully that wouldn't be too expensive. Then I'd start shaving in places where hair is undesirable, though something tells me that would be a constant nightmare of a battle in and of itself.

Just get electrolysis, it'd be cheaper in the long run. Tail-amputation might cause nerve damage though. Dental work might also be necessary.

 

[an annoyed writer]

Then i wake up tomorrow and no longer have the will to live . Nope , won't do it! Goodbye cruel world!

For once, I agree with you. I already have enough problems as it is. I accept others who are furries and even hang out with a few, but I don't want to become one against my will. Anthropomorphic beings are not a turn-on for me and it would be hell for someone who is already out of the norm.

 

[Soulrender95]

Spend a day having wild animal sex, then begin a terrifying cult of personality where I claim "God" has bestowed a great blessing on mankind and that the unchanged are sinners who are being shunned from "God's" light and they must be destroyed, once the cull of mankind has complete we shall begin again with the wild animal sex and repopulate the world according to my vision.

Basically that's my plan for pretty much every major disaster, become cult leader and engage in cult sex, it's a very versatile plan.

 

[Loop Stricken]

There can be but one solitary course of action...

Spoiler: Hunt down this girl and make her MINE.

Hunt down this girl and make her MINE.

... but otherwise? Would depend entirely on what animal species I'd become. I'm sure they all have their ups and downs, but not being a furry myself, I wouldn't know...

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

There can be but one solitary course of action...

Spoiler: Hunt down this girl and make her MINE.

Hunt down this girl and make her MINE.

... but otherwise? Would depend entirely on what animal species I'd become. I'm sure they all have their ups and downs, but not being a furry myself, I wouldn't know...

Something tells me that image's cropped.
Speaking of which, once 50% of the world turns into furries, that would kinda remove the stigmata from the fetish and I wonder what the hell would come to replace it.

 

[sanquin]

I'd keep on going with my life like normal, really. Well, probably not entirely normal. I would first go to a doctor and have me checked out. But if it's found out that there is no cure and half the world is from then on stuck as a furry, I'd just continue like normal. Maybe get myself a girl/boyfriend that's into furries. Or if my interests changed with my new body, maybe another furry for girl/boyfriend.

 

[Loop Stricken]

There can be but one solitary course of action...

Spoiler: Hunt down this girl and make her MINE.

Hunt down this girl and make her MINE.

... but otherwise? Would depend entirely on what animal species I'd become. I'm sure they all have their ups and downs, but not being a furry myself, I wouldn't know...

Something tells me that image's cropped.
Speaking of which, once 50% of the world turns into furries, that would kinda remove the stigmata from the fetish and I wonder what the hell would come to replace it.

I can neither confirm nor deny that.

As for replacement fetishes, with 50% of the world having paws, hooves and claws, hopefully the foot fetish can go away, or just become more quiet. Never understood that one in the slightest.
New ones? As long as it's not nappies/diapers (which seems to crop up in a disturbing amount of furry porn (apparently! I'm not a furry...)), I don't think I'd much care.
... so it'd probably be diapers.

 

[Quaxar]

A tail? Finally my collection of human-sized tail-warmers has paid off. And they called me crazy!

And the chair industry would probably reap all the benefits of that situation. Can't imagine a lot of seats being suited for tailed individuals.

 

[Axzarious]

Probably not notice for a while unless I have problems typing with my keyboard.

Then I would likely shrug and continue on as normal. Probably grumble about having to buy new clothes if none of my stuff fits me.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Speaking of which, once 50% of the world turns into furries, that would kinda remove the stigmata from the fetish and I wonder what the hell would come to replace it.

OTOH, if everyone turns into random furries, some will be more common than others.

Also, there's the whole hermaphrodite furry thing as well. For when being a normal furry isn't enough.

 

[Chromatic Aberration]

It would certainly leave me wondering about a couple of things,

* Can I stand properly on paws without falling over all the time?
* Do I overheat?
* Is species disphoria a real thing now?
* How the hell is that tail supposed to fit in my pants?
* What about my life expectancy?
* Do I have to go to a veterinarian now?
* If I have scales am I cold-blooded? Does that also mean I'm evil now? Anyway, I need to find a heater....just in case!
* How fucked up is the planet after these events? Is Obama an eagle now and Kim Jong Un a molerat? I will probably spend the rest of the day amused in front of the TV-screen.
* And most importantly: how on earth did that work? Last time I checked humanity wasn't in possession of a device to turn random people in fully working chimera-creatures. This calls for science! Quick! To the science-mobile!