You were just turned into an Evil Genius, what do you do now?

[tthor]

lets say one day, you suddenly become truly evil (maybe the people around you drove you insane, maybe some guy slapped you across the head with a piece of kryptonite, or maybe all that reality tv finally made you snap and want to go on a killing spree)

my question is, if you were to suddenly lose all your morals, empathy,etc and gain a new hatred for your fellow man, What would you do?
-(try taking over a country, start company that to somehow profit off of the downfalls of fellow human beings, attempt to kill various people in some way, etc. Be Creative)

And then Describe in detail how you plan to accomplish this.

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personally,
i would kidnap several of the worlds best microbiologists(i think thats the right term) and force them to create some super-virus,(something highly contagous, highly fatal, and that shows almost signs or symptoms for a minimum of 1 week after being infected,) threatening to horribly torture and kill their family and friends one by one infront of them if they do not cooperate. i would then, in a short amount of time, strategeticly release the virus in several highly populated areas across the country, and (hopefully) consequently wiping out atleast 1/3 of the world's population

 

[DarkLordofDevon]

Be exactly who I am now, just more successful.

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

I'm already an evil genious.... I'd continue my plot to take over the world!

 

[mikecoulter]

Build an army of minions?

 

[lostclause]

First, make those giant gundam robots properly. Then comes the volcano lair and the easter island statues shooting lasers. Third: World conquest!

 

[Sassafrass]

Kill Austin Powers. Seriously, he'll just get in, take me down and then reveal he's my long lost brother...again.

After that, I'll just nuke the countries who are better at football then England.

[sup]Goodbye, half of world...[/sup]

 

[ae86gamer]

First, I'd think of a cool name to go by. After that I'd get an army of loyal subjects and make them build me a hideout.

 

[Snotnarok]

I would turn the world into furries then start a webpage saying how dumb they are. I'm not sure if the internet would rage quit or I'd be the biggest racist ever but it'd be the best internet prank ever.

 

[TheFacelessOne]

Start a company, and live a normal life...

Expect for one tiny detail.

MY PRODUCTS HAVE POSION, AND YOU HAVE FIVE HOURS TO GET THE VACCINE THAT DOESN'T EXIST! SO YOU MUST INVENT YOUR OWN VACCINE! BUWAHWHWHAHWHWA!

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

First, make those giant gundam robots properly. Then comes the volcano lair and the easter island statues shooting lasers. Third: World conquest!

You forgot the little cat to stroke. Every evil genius needs a little evil cat. And i refer a moon base to a volcano lair. Of course, when my plans reach fruition i will have both.
And no evil genius is complete without a rampaging army if killbots. With lasers and chainsaws.

 

[Ammadessi]

I would be an utter failure at being an evil genius for the same reason that I can't make myself kill the slaves in Morrowind. I'm sure whatever moral erasing, empathy killing ray that you're describing would only make me a little more likely to kill spiders when I see them crawling up my wall.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Death Ray. Cliched but brilliant.

 

[Rathy]

I would start by killing a kitten. Then, place the blame on Russia. And once the world has nuked itself, rule the wasteland they made over a kitten.

 

[Nargleblarg]

I would shave my head, gain weight, buy a monocle, and then buy a cat. Then take over the world Mwuhahahha.

 

[Simalacrum]

Aha, I'm back to haunt these forums once again after a 4-day trip to Italy! Muahahahahhahahahaaaa! (not that anyone noticed or even knows of my existence on The Escapist...)

Ehem, anyways, OT, I'd probably take over the world and make it law that I can do whatever I wish with whoever and whatever I want. Then I'd rape, kill and torture lots of people for my own personal pleasure.

I can think of sick, sick things.

As it stands, my morals have made me into a nice happy person who loves to hug people ^_^

 

[Fniff]

Start replacing the air with liquid nitrogen and say that all the world's governments has 2 hours to give up their position of power,give me loads and loads of weapons (and ammo and people) and turn the world into both "Do as you please land" and "Take what you want land" and I will stop the nitrogen replacing the air.

I end up being the unofficial ruler of this land and will basically let people do what they bloody want,except if it is screwing with me.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I'd invent a giant mechanical saw and cut Canada off of North America so they won't bother us anymore.

Cookie for the reference.

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

I would make a weapon to blow up the moon.

So that when ever night falls and people look up to see the shattered remains they'll remember what I've done. Plus we'll be one of the last generations to enjoy the moon, yay special us.

 

[El Poncho]

Harvest a bunch of some of the most deadliest and smartest animals in the world then train with my evil devices to take over the world. This also includes all the Humans I can recruit. No where will be safe your skys will be haunted by my evil birds of prey with talons that can cut through anything, and stuff like that.

So I will terrorize people every now and again and once Humans attempt to capture all of the animals causing this I will send my highly trained Ninjas to infiltrate enemy (the world) bases and make them fear destruction.

Then everything will stop for a week or two(presumably around christmas so I can come back from 'Spain' and spend time with my family, I will then take everyone I deem worthy to come with me to my evil lair in 'Spain' I will unleesh my forces upon the world.

 

[hamster mk 4]

my question is, if you were to suddenly lose all your morals, empathy,etc and gain a new hatred for your fellow man, What would you do?

Go into marketing/sales, or start copyright/trademark/pattent trolling.