You won't believe what will be happening later this year (Escapism UK)

[Andalusa]

Is it really that time of year again? Yes, it is me, back again to try and wrangle more people to come to our thing.
So what is Escapism? Well, it's where a bunch of nerdy-ass nerds get together for a weekend and do nerdy stuff (and also some not nerdy stuff). Honestly, I really don't feel like I need to explain it anymore, enough of these posts have been written so here is a link to one that tells you what this bi-annual meeting of people is all about.

LINK

Good read, right? Anyway, it's always a super fun time, don't believe me? Here are some words from other attendees:

"Escapism helped me lose my virginity, drop 5 stone and gave me heat vision"

"EVERYTHING WAS ON FIRE. LITERALLY EVERYTHING. THERE WAS SCREAMING AND THIS OLD GUY PUNCHING A DOG FOR SOME REASON[footnote]no dogs were actually punched, it was a stuffed animal but this guy was too drunk to notice[/footnote].
10/10"

"Literally the greatest event of my life. Made my honeymoon look terrible in comparison"

"For some reason there were giant chickens. I love giant chickens. Would Escapism again."

"10/10. Helped me escape from my wife and kids. The missing persons posters are still being printed"

"All glory to the organisers, those wonderful people who most definitely didn't mind-control me stop asking"

So, right now we're in the voting stage where we decide which city we're going to invade and I'm willing to bet you're so convinced by those top notch testimonials that you want to come.

Xmas Escapism will be taking place from 1st to 3rd of December and the choices for this event are Oxford, Bristol and Liverpool.

Here's how you can get involved:
Join our facebook group
This is where most info sharing happens
Follow our Twitter
Twittery things happen here
Join our discord server (ask for link)
This is more socially orientated, get to know people and chat shit

And I guess if you want an actual review of what happens at these things, here is a report on this summer's shenanigans: another link!

 

[FrostyCoolSlug]

Those quotes seem like they may have been fabricated.. Except maybe that one about things being on fire, that seem accurate.

 

[Kiwi Shizz]

Those quotes are definitely real, our glorious organisers would never lie to us.

 

[razer17]

Those quotes are definitely real, our glorious organisers would never lie to us.

I can confirm that these are definitely, 100% legitimate quotes that we got from real people.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

"Still better than DashCon."

 

[Zykon TheLich_v1legacy]

I can confirm that I had a great time at my first Escapism. Even the loss of both legs didn't put a dampener on the weekend.

 

[Andalusa]

"Still better than DashCon."

everything is better than DashCon

 

[RedRockRun]

Heat vision and losing weight I can believe but losing your virginity? Now I know that quote is fake.

 

[Fijiman]

I'd love to come to one of these, but that would require me traveling all the way to England, something I can not and and most likely will not be able to afford to do any time soon.

 

[FalloutJack]

Those quotes seem like they may have been fabricated.. Except maybe that one about things being on fire, that seem accurate.

That one sounded like Jeremy Clarkson.

 

[Tanis]

I'm stuck in the US of Aye so...

 

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[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

I swear every year I say I'll save up enough to go and then never do. This year I legit have cash stored up (cheers, council job!) so it might actually bloody happen this time

 

[sanquin]

Sadly I don't have the money to make the trip over to the UK from the Netherlands. Does sound like it would be a lot of fun. Wish it was held over here. Then I would have definitely come, and would have probably brought a few friends as well.

 

[Arnoxthe1]

I ain't flying all the way out to the UK to meet some britfags. America FTW.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Still better than DashCon."

everything is better than DashCon

Looks like somebody's still chuffed about not getting an extra hour in the ball pit.