Your Doppelgänger

[Euryalus]

Hello Mr. Bond Escapist. We, the injustice league have... Oh wait, right, this is a solo thread, No dumb schtick or group posturing required XD

A conversation about something funny that keeps happening to someone I know gave me the idea for this thread. Essentially I want to know what a parody account of you would be called and how they would act if they were a real poster here.

For example, If someone made an account parodying me, they might make an account called Fr0g 0f Falseh00d. Assuming the parody went for a polar opposite type of deal, I would imagine Fr0g would be very serious and uptight all the time. He would likely only post in serious threads and make a habit of debating in feminism or gun control threads. He'd also be one ugly mother

How would your parody be done? Would it exaggerate certain posting habits you have? Would it follow the example I gave and just go the opposite of how you act here now?

Tell us what your Doppelgänger is like.

Also, tell us a bit about your actual escapist personality so that the contrast is clearer. I don't want only teh "famous" 'pists here. (internet famous lol)

****Notice****

If you attempt to actually make one of these you should be aware that they cannot be used as an attempt to increase or alter your escapist health bar. An infraction is an infraction regardless of what account its on. Even if you only have one infraction, and then make an alternate account, it can be interpreted as circumventing the health bar. They also cannot be used to cheat in contests. You only get one you. Don't be stupid with it... In fact it's best not to make one at all, just know where you stand if you do.

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[Daystar Clarion]

I'd play along, but there's a few parody accounts based around me already -_-

I wonder if they'll show...

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Binnsyboy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Binnsyboy] suggested "Sunlight Kraken".

I guess mine could also be called Solar Griffin, or some other combination of light and a creature that's not a dragon, but of course nothing created could ever be as awesome as a dragon, and thus wouldn't be my equal.

I'm pretty nice and I try to get along with most users, so Sunlight Kraken/ Solar Griffin would most likely be a very a angry, insult spewing monster that gets banned quickly.

 

[Fappy]

My name's a bit too simple to swap letters out and have it make any sense as a doppelganger. However, I have several ideas for avatars that could mirror mine in a nefarious fashion.

- Mao with a goatee
- One of the various other black, talking anime cats: Luna, Yoruichi, etc.
- Amaterasu running

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

My name's a bit too simple to swap letters out and have it make any sense as a doppelganger. However, I have several ideas for avatars that could mirror mine in a nefarious fashion.

- Mao with a goatee
- One of the various other black, talking anime cats: Luna, Yoruichi, etc.
- Amaterasu running

They could also use this one...

Spoiler

 

[Loop Stricken]

I'd just like to point out that Doppelgangers are not polar opposites.

With that said-

Terminal Blessed
An athletic popular girl with long blonde hair up in a ponytail, likes wearing white and blue, has a terrible taste in music, loves social media, and has more money than sense.

 

[Fappy]

My name's a bit too simple to swap letters out and have it make any sense as a doppelganger. However, I have several ideas for avatars that could mirror mine in a nefarious fashion.

- Mao with a goatee
- One of the various other black, talking anime cats: Luna, Yoruichi, etc.
- Amaterasu running

They could also use this one...

Spoiler

I thought of that but didn't mention it because I didn't want to be reminded that season 2 exists.

 

[Lt._nefarious]

Cpt._Agreeable. He wouldn't like Milla Jovovich or Nicolas Cage, nor would he be sort of whacky and make threads about Vanilla Ice or bald chicks... He'd always make perfect sense but he'd be pretentious and a shit head because I am amazing in every way...

 

[Euryalus]

I'd just like to point out that Doppelgangers are not polar opposites.

I didn't say they were. That's just my example.

An evil... Well differently evil... Me is more interesting than just a simple look a like

 

[Fijiman]

I don't know what my doppelganger would call itself, but I can imagine that it would probably be banned within a month.

 

[mParadox]

My opposite would be qParallelism!

It's a word! >.>

He... no no no, SHE, would be really fun to talk to... IN THE BEGINNING. Then she would become all uptight and hostile. But she'd have no infractions on her Health Bar and people would hate her.

That would suck. I would friend her and we'd have adventures. >.>

 

[Calibanbutcher]

My name's a bit too simple to swap letters out and have it make any sense as a doppelganger. However, I have several ideas for avatars that could mirror mine in a nefarious fashion.

- Mao with a goatee
- One of the various other black, talking anime cats: Luna, Yoruichi, etc.
- Amaterasu running

I have a name for your parody account:
Masturbaty.

Aaaand I'll just see myself out...




On topic:
A parody account?
Hm, probably something clever along the lines of CanibalButcher, using the same avatar, thus causing confusion everywhere he goes, which, if he has to go do what I don't, would be in flamewars, arguing with all his might, creating a group dedicated to inciting flamestorms, telling it's users how to cause them / how to get the most raging responses imaginable.
Also he wouldn't like dry humour very much but rather stick to slapsticky unfunny sillyness that borders on painful.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Hmm...

MediumBurger511 would be my best guess

I can't describe myself that well, but I can assure she would be opposite of me, if that helps any

She would have one avatar and stick with it, that much I can say!

 

[ClockworkPenguin]

I've found I tend to oscillate between being very serious and political, and being somewhat facetious. So my opposite clone would just be me but pi/2 out of phase.

Also, he would hate puns. The joyless bastard.

 

[DoPo]

Tell us what your Doppelgänger is like.

And that's really easy - it's like this.

Binnsyboy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Binnsyboy] suggested "Sunlight Kraken".

I guess mine could also be called Solar Griffin, or some other combination of light and a creature that's not a dragon

I know
Eclipse -> Twilight
Dragon -> Vampire

Check any dictionary and you'll see it's the proper way to transform your name.

Or it could be nogarD espilcE or uoƃɐɹp ǝsdıןɔǝ.

 

[Total LOLige]

Hmm...

MediumBurger511 would be my best guess

I can't describe myself that well, but I can assure she would be opposite of me, if that helps any

She would have one avatar and stick with it, that much I can say!

No he'd be called ClairvoyantFajita511.

I don't know Utter Failage, would like long walks on the beach and drinking Pina Caladas in the rain. Maybe be a Halo fanboy have an interest in pop music and shit.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

My opposite would be qParallelism!

It's a word! >.>

He... no no no, SHE, would be really fun to talk to... IN THE BEGINNING. Then she would become all uptight and hostile. But she'd have no infractions on her Health Bar and people would hate her.

That would suck. I would friend her and we'd have adventures. >.>

Why is 'q' the opposite of 'm'?

 

[mParadox]

Why is 'q' the opposite of 'm'?

'Q' doesn't roll off the tongue as smoothly as 'M'.

As an ex-severe stammerer I can tell you, 'q' is probably the hardest letter to say. Whereas 'm' is the easiest.

[sub][sub]For me. >.> I'm sure some people had problems with others like 'W'.[/sub][/sub]