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Private Custard

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Well, I'd wake up, lift up the duvet, look down and see Maggie Q with her head in my crotch.

Then I'd get dressed, go outside, attach myself to a long line hanging from the underside of a hovering chinook and get lifted up and carried to RAF Scampton, home of the Red Arrows. Upon arrival at Scampton, I'd be given my red flight suit and then take my seat in 'Red 6', the synchro pair leader. They'd then perform a full routine before flying me over to Valley AB in Wales, via a lap of the mach loop.

A Lynx would then fly me to a popular photography spot called Cad West, where the Red Arrows would perform flybys for the remainder of the day, giving me ample time to get 'the perfect photograph'.

The day would end with a long line lift back to my house, where I would re-join Maggie Q, who has been warming herself up for my return for the past hour or so.
 

Maintied

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Private Custard; I see you like flying planes or would like to fly them. Thats one thing that i cannot stand, hate flying.

oh and Joseph....that day will come, don't worry.
 

El Poncho

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Wake up in the morning feeling like P-diddy

I would get up at 11:00am, turn on my laptop , funnyjunk is funny, the escapist is interesting, I would then go out with my friends to see a really awesome film, they will come back to mine/I go to there house and we will play a new game that has just been released which is the gaming definition of orgasm. Then when I get home there will be a really funny skype chat.

(That is something that is possible, I would have thrown in threesomes etc. If I reaaallly wanted to:p)
 

Monkfish Acc.

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I wake up and I am God.
Oh man everything would be so screwed you have no idea.

This is possibly why it has yet to happen.
 

Calico93

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I'd wake up, next to Scarlett Johansson.
I'd wander about a jungle jumping from trees n stuff.
I'd go to sleep with Scarlett Johansson.
 

Private Custard

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Maintied said:
Private Custard; I see you like flying planes or would like to fly them. Thats one thing that i cannot stand, hate flying.

oh and Joseph....that day will come, don't worry.
I do love to fly. But my main reason for wanting to go up with a display team is that I've yet to find my fear limit. I've jumped out of planes, jumped off of bridges, I ride a superbike and generally do as much as possible to endanger my own life.....all in the name of entertainment.

Apart from base jumping (which would be a pretty cool hobby), fast jets flying four feet apart are one of the few things left for me to do that could beat any previous rushes.

I have a wierd form of vertigo. Totally safe tall buildings make my head go wierd, but I'll jump off of anything and I'll fly in anything!
 

Palademon

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The day the world realises I am right, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nah, probably playing a good game with my favourite person in the world. It sounds nerdy, but WHO CARES?!
 

Mr.Mattress

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I have 3 Options:

1: I wake up, and through out the day I become God (I wouldn't want it to happen too quick. That'd probably make me go insane.)

2: I wake up, turn on some news and learn that there is a cure for diabetes.

3: I wake up, and by the end of the day, I loose my Virginity (That won't happen until I am 18 though)
 

Maintied

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I probably tell you mine then,

I wake up with the sun shining and a nice fresh breeze blowing through the window. I get dress and have breakfast and then invent a cure for cancer. Not like the "I Am Legend" kind of cure which ends up creating an apocolypes, but the good kind which actually cures all form of cancer. Then go on to make world peace and finish off the day by stopping world hunger.

This is a "Dream Day" as I do believe that these things can never come true now matter how hard we try and how much we want it to.
 

Free Thinker

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Morning to Night.
I wake up to high-fiving Batman while wearing a jetpack.
Go to lunch with Dr. House.
Play Halo: Reach with Bungie employees.
Go on a date with the hottest woman on the face of the Earth.
Go to sleep in a giant water bed with said hottest woman on Earth.
 

Mr.Mattress

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I wish to add a fourth Dream Day:

I wake up, I get on the Escapist, and I notice that my Cartoon is the Best Film for the Escapist Film Festival of 2010!!