your favorite american president
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Clinton. Damn he is was a player.
Oh not that a silly Australian like me would know anything about your presidents.
Oh not that a silly Australian like me would know anything about your presidents.
Barack Obama. Only because he's such a dude.
In terms of policies, I don't really know enough about American political history as far as policies are concerned. So I'll rank them in terms of dudeiness. Obama and JFK come top.
In terms of policies, I don't really know enough about American political history as far as policies are concerned. So I'll rank them in terms of dudeiness. Obama and JFK come top.
Teddy-motherloving-Roosevelt. One day, Teddy Roosevelt was sitting in his office, pondering about trade with the East and West coasts. He heard about an idea by some French dudes for building a canal accross Panama. Except they failed to do it. The terrain was too rough, the pullution was incredible, and the diseases spread by mosquitos was horrifying.
Teddy figured those things didn't matter too much, so he went and built the canal without a single casualty from pestilence.
And then he found $5.
Teddy figured those things didn't matter too much, so he went and built the canal without a single casualty from pestilence.
And then he found $5.
Teddy Roosevelt. He charged up a hill on foot, was a champion kick boxer, had a black belt in jujitsu, kept a lion, bear, and a badger as pets, (the badger was a 'gift' form a girl at one of his speeches, which she threw at him), not to mention he got shot at a speech and told the bullet to go fuck itself, because he had a fucking speech to finish.
All other Presidents combined and Chuck Norris are inferior in every way.
All other Presidents combined and Chuck Norris are inferior in every way.
Andrew Jackson was a pretty cool president. I believe he's the one who killed a man in a dual.
EDIT: Crap how can I be so stupid as to forget Teddy! I did a report on him in the 4th grade. He was pretty much awesome.
EDIT: Crap how can I be so stupid as to forget Teddy! I did a report on him in the 4th grade. He was pretty much awesome.
George Washington was a terrible General, but an excellent President.
Still, I love Warren G. Harding. Because he was almost certainly our worst President. That's kind of admirable. It takes a lot of skill to be that horrible. Also, he gives me a retort for knee-jerk Bush haters.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_G._Harding
Okay, seriously I probably liked Lincoln the best. He was a fascinating man. He believed in freedom for all men, but at the same time was pretty clearly a racist. He wanted blacks to be free, but he didn't want them in his America.
Still, I love Warren G. Harding. Because he was almost certainly our worst President. That's kind of admirable. It takes a lot of skill to be that horrible. Also, he gives me a retort for knee-jerk Bush haters.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_G._Harding
Okay, seriously I probably liked Lincoln the best. He was a fascinating man. He believed in freedom for all men, but at the same time was pretty clearly a racist. He wanted blacks to be free, but he didn't want them in his America.
LIEZ!Samurai Goomba said:
Joking aside, I don't know if he was a good general or not. I just can't help but feel that being a general at all added to his badassedness, since I'm assuming it takes a good bit of work to attain such a title.
