your favorite fantasy weapon?

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Mr0llivand3r

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this has probably been done before,

but if you could make, own, and use one completely fantasized weapon what would it be?


i would opt for the Stake gun, or as Yahtzee calls it, "the hugely satisfying penis-extension gun which pins baddies to walls with entire trees" from Painkiller

just because that's the most awesome thing I've ever fucking heard of
 

Mr.Pandah

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The BFG. Why? Because it was the first real big fucking gun I ever used in a video game. I love you Doom...always and forever <3
 

Jumpman

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the shishkabob from fallout 3 would be pretty sweet. Or the Rockit launcher.
I still love the Plazma pistol from halo two, just because of how obnoxious it was.
 

Sardonicus11

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A maul or a warhammer. The idea of smashing someone in the face with an oversized tool has always been rather amusing. Plus in most games/books/movies/myths/whatever anyone who uses a warhammer is automatically badass.
 
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The Orgazmorator from Orgazmo [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgazmo#Plot]. Seriously, how often do you need to kill someone? And how often do you need to give someone an orgasm?

That's right.