My favorites are...:
1) Meet the Sandvich (Scout: You listening, you -- O GOD! OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD *punches landing* MY BLOOD! He-he punched out ALL MY BLOOD!)
2) Meet the Spy (Scout: What are you, president of his fan club? Spy:No, that would be YOUR MOTHER!)
3) Meet the Scout (Scout: Grass grows, birds fly sun shines, and, bruddah', I hurt people. *cutscene: BINK!*)
4) Meet the Sniper (Sniper: I'm not a crazed gunman, I'm an assassin. Well, the difference being one's a profession, and the other's MENTAL SICKNESS!)